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I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.
— Eden Ahbez
People that want it to just be funny should not despair, because there is so much true crazy comedy coming up.
— Mary Steenburgen
Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober.
— Stephanie McAfee
All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent
— Tennessee Williams
His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.
— Andrew Sturm
Everyone's crazy except you and me.
— Mark Frauenfelder
How are you doing, son?""If you don't get started, I'll rip out your heart and have it for breakfast."
- Michael to Solo — Gena Showalter
Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.
— Dean Koontz
I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again.
— Bill Austin
What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually!
— Karen Gibbs
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
— Groucho Marx
You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!
— Dave Attell
What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!
— Hunter S. Thompson
I don't think I'm crazy, but then again, define crazy.
— J. Lincoln Fenn
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed ... But we're going back next week.
— Groucho Marx
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
— Groucho Marx
Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.
— Ilona Andrews
Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.
— Shannon L. Alder
I don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but I do admire your commitment to it.
— Darynda Jones
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs
— Josh Stern
Oh, you're an expert in crazy people now?""A month with you and I feel I have a master's degree in the subject. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
— Groucho Marx
We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that
— Rachel Caine
Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy.
— Diana Rowland
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
— Steven Wright
What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
I'm not crazy, but I suspect the voices in my head are. ~Chrissy
— Kelli Sullivan
I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!
— Rodney Dangerfield
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.
— Harriet Morgan
Years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
— Woody Allen
![I'm Crazy Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/im-crazy-funny-quotes-by-groucho-marx-353774.jpg "I'm Crazy Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.")
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
— Groucho Marx
Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing.
— Roger Von Oech
He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.
— Rachel Caine
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
— Henny Youngman
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
— Groucho Marx
Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio?
— Robert A. Heinlein
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
— Josh Stern
What good is the Moon? You can't buy it or sell it.
— Ivan Boesky
... where there's one there's ten.'That's crazy math. — Emma Donoghue
My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny.
— Richard Simmons
Don't gobblefunk around with words.
— Roald Dahl
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
— Groucho Marx
Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
— Josh Stern
It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away.
— Seanan McGuire
Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
— Christopher Moore
A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who'da thought?
— Diane M. Haynes
Crazy chicks are usually pretty tough.
— Darynda Jones