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Working for Mab now, are you, Wolfman?" he smirked. "Like a good little attack dog? Will you also roll over and beg if she asks?
— Julie Kagawa
My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart
— Virginia Macgregor
I had my palm read. I wrote something on it first to see if she would read that too.
— Mitch Hedberg
I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny.
— Julie Anne Peters
She stared down into her coffee, as if she had more to say, but the words had fallen into the mug and were now too soggy to use.
— Rachel Vincent
If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks.
— Patricia Briggs
Funny little thing. How could she know that even despair can work for you if you're lucky enough to outlive it. I'd
— Wislawa Szymborska
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
If she says "I love you," and I say "I know," that's beautiful and acceptable and funny.
— Chris Taylor
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
— Daniel Tosh
She wondered what he looked like with his hat off and wondered again if he knew he was funny.
— Elmore Leonard
If my mom sees you here, she'll ---""Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch? — Jamie Farrell
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.
— K. Martin Beckner
I wouldna cross the road to see a scrawny woman if she was stark naked and dripping wet. ~Jamie Fraser
— Diana Gabaldon
All pomp and show." Anjali's glare at the house would've exploded bricks if she'd had superhuman powers. "A fat cow needs a big barn.
— Nicola Marsh
The data is clear: If you give a woman an opportunity, she will make a huge difference.
— Carly Fiorina
She didn't care that people called her a bitch. 'It's just another word for feminist,' she told me with pride.
— Gayle Forman
If she rented the studio in town, I'd probably never see either of my parents again. Well, except for dinner. They usually showed up for food
— Maggie Stiefvater
I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me.""Maybe she'll only partially welcome me."
Smart-ass. — Kresley Cole
What are you boys doing?" she asks, as if we're still little kids messing around."Arguin'," Carlos says matter-of-factly. — Simone Elkeles
Are you okay?" "Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross
Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with thosebig, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".
— Rodney Dangerfield
It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.
— Martha Plimpton
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
— Russell Beland
I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda
— Steven Wright
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
— Bill Watterson
If her hormones had a face, she would slap it.
— Melissa Grey
