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Funny Answer Quotes By Lily Tomlin: If love is the answer, could you please If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin
Funny Answer Quotes By Taylor Mali: A poem is the perfect place to celebrate A poem is the perfect place to celebrate imperfection and exult in the ways you fall short of being the person you want to be. — Taylor Mali
Funny Answer Quotes By Tim Heaton: Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask. Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask. — Tim Heaton
Funny Answer Quotes By Ann Kirkpatrick: I have always been an independent voice for I have always been an independent voice for the folks in my district. — Ann Kirkpatrick
Funny Answer Quotes By Toni Blake: What sort of look are you going for?" What sort of look are you going for?"
Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake
Funny Answer Quotes By Jenny Lawson: Call me Ishmael. I won't answer to it, Call me Ishmael. I won't answer to it, because it's not my name. — Jenny Lawson
Funny Answer Quotes By Orrin Woodward: Most people settle in life with no satisfaction. Most people settle in life with no satisfaction. Winners are satisfied without ever settling. — Orrin Woodward
Funny Answer Quotes By R.A. Salvatore: I've spared with demons from the Nine Hells I've spared with demons from the Nine Hells themselves, I shall barely break a sweat here today. — R.A. Salvatore
Funny Answer Quotes By J. Wilson: As we learn from our yesterday our today As we learn from our yesterday our today gets clearer. Breathe and go forward — J. Wilson
Funny Answer Quotes By Daniel Clowes: Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay.
Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber. — Daniel Clowes
Funny Answer Quotes By Yogi Berra: Never answer anonymous letters. Never answer anonymous letters. — Yogi Berra
Funny Answer Quotes By Ned Vizzini: Sometimes I wish I had an easy answer Sometimes I wish I had an easy answer for why I'm depressed. — Ned Vizzini
Funny Answer Quotes By Chris Van Allsburg: What kids are exposed to on television is What kids are exposed to on television is more frightening and horrifying than what they see in my books. — Chris Van Allsburg
Funny Answer Quotes By Rick Riordan: The answer to every problem involved penguins The answer to every problem involved penguins — Rick Riordan
Funny Answer Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I was an altar boy as a kid. I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no. — Mike Birbiglia
Funny Answer Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: I guess I can put two and two I guess I can put two and two together."
"Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two ... — Dashiell Hammett
Funny Answer Quotes By Denis Markell: At this moment, I know that the answer At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. — Denis Markell
Funny Answer Quotes By Ray Bradbury: You laugh when I haven't been funny and You laugh when I haven't been funny and you answer right off. You never stop to think what
I've asked you. — Ray Bradbury
Funny Answer Quotes By Rachel Weisz: I'm pretty private about my neuroses. You're not I'm pretty private about my neuroses. You're not neurotic if you talk to yourself - everyone does - you're only neurotic if you hear an answer. — Rachel Weisz
Funny Answer Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: Never lie in bed at night asking yourself Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. — Charles M. Schulz
Funny Answer Quotes By Molly Harper: Are you going to answer my questions, or Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? — Molly Harper
Funny Answer Quotes By Yongey Mingyur: The funny thing about the mind is that The funny thing about the mind is that if you ask a question and then listen quietly, the answer usually appears. — Yongey Mingyur
Funny Answer Quotes By Richard N. Haass: The upper hand is with those who are The upper hand is with those who are pushing regime change rather than those who are advocating more diplomacy. — Richard N. Haass