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I well believe it, to unwilling ears; None love the messenger who brings bad news — Sophocles

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat. — Rodney Dangerfield

She'll probably want to, once I show her how; as near as I can make out, most women, even young ones like her, like to cook: it's an instinct. — Philip K. Dick

I've always said I have nothing against a woman doing anything a man can do as long as she gets home in time to cook dinner. — Barry Goldwater

Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too. — Larissa Ione

I believe in myself. There's nothing wrong with believing in myself. That's the whole idea, is that you can always become better. — Tiger Woods

We may need to ready ourselves to repel boarders." "With what? One stiletto and hurtful insinuations about their mothers? — Scott Lynch

I don't suppose you cook?" Tucker inquired hopefully.
"Did you think because she can start fires she'd be great with a grill? Gator asked. — Christine Feehan

If a cook can't make soup between two and seven, she can't make it in a week. — Anthony Trollope

I'm noise-sensitive. It's always better for me if things are quiet, so I can concentrate. — Laura Linney

Because the twentieth century was a century of violence, let us make the twenty-first a century of dialogue. — Dalai Lama

There should be pluralism - the concept of many religions, many truths. But we must also be careful not to become nihilistic. — Dalai Lama

Sense of self, and the way one shares it, is perhaps the most valuable and poetic gift in the arsenal of one's life and craft. — Sean Penn

Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother - she looks like my father — Tony Randall

I want to be happy and stable. My life is clearly going to slow down. — Nicole Richie

I will not belong to anyone but myself. — Veronica Roth

Ghosts are a metaphor for memory and remembrance and metaphorically connect our world to the world we cannot know about. — Leslie What

I am not arguing with you - I am telling you. — James Whistler

Science is the key which unlocks the storehouses of nature. — Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel

Some people just don't seem to realize, when they're moaning about not getting prayers answered, that no is the answer. — Nelia Gardner White

I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook. — Jimmy Soul

Though I love the luxury of the Waldorf Towers, room service there doesn't do soul food. — Sammy Davis Jr.