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People. You're not crazy if there really are robot insects listening to every word you say."

Someone said, "I fucking told you — Warren Ellis

If I had eyes in the back of my head, I would have told you you looked good as I walked away. — Jack Johnson

I never waited 27 years, because 27 years ago I was just born. My parents never told me, 'If you don't win Roland Garros we take you to the orphanage. — Roger Federer

I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you. — Jasper Fforde

I was young once, you know. Truth be told, I still am. Now, if I can convince my mirror. — Julie Lessman

One of the Baathists once told me, "If you're not careful, I'll have you put away," and those words meant death. — Hassan Blasim

If I told you the words, you wouldn't believe them anyway. — Richard Berry

If you had told me when I was 18 that I wouldn't have made it until I was 29, I would have said, Forget it. — Helen Reddy

If you heard my records and no one told you, I don't think you'd know whether it's a band or one guy. — Lenny Kravitz

I told myself over and over again, do it for its images, for the pleasure you get out of it. Do it for your friends If you get more, that's a bonus. — Patricia Rozema

Have I told you today how incredibly beautiful you are? If I haven't, I deeply apologize. That's something that should be recognized on a daily basis. — Jamie McGuire

If I told you I'm trying to save the world, would you believe me? — Leigh Bardugo

Oh, yeah, this is the shit. I told you that last night. Be better if I had some milk." He took another bite. "Mmm, milk. — J. Lynn

In my most menacing tone, I firmly told her, I will drag your sleeping ass out into the sun, if you so much as drop a fang at my sister. Play nice. — S.C. Stephens

My life is kinda like a story that if I told you about it, you probably wouldn't believe. It would seem like fiction. That's me. — Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan

If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared. — Karl Pilkington

...it is my belief that all of us suffer from some kind of mental instability. What would you say if I told you we all are a little crazy? — Shyreen Tyler

If we all end up as llamas, I'm going to spend the rest of my life following you around saying 'I told you so' in llama-ese. — Julie Kagawa

I told a doctor once, Doc, if you want to know what's inside of me, put down the x-ray and pick up my novel! — Gerard De Marigny

I've told several writers this, and, again, I get back to it, but if you want to make God smile, tell him your plans. — Vin Scully

Going to find what he was looking for there. Would you feel better if I told you I had some great photography opportunities — Laura Dave

What kind of person would I be if I told you it was all right for me to risk my life, but not for you? — Cassandra Clare

Sweet girl, if I told you everything, life would lose all mystery. — K. Webster

My dad always told me, 'I don't care what you do. Just aim to be the best at it. Even if it's the world's best window cleaner.' — Bruce Dickinson

When I ran in Texas, I told the people of Texas, 'if you elect me, I will lead the fight against amnesty.' — Ted Cruz

Books! I dunno if I ever told you this, but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.
— Bono

Oh, Ron, what's it to you if my schedule's a bit full?" Hermione snapped. "I told you, I've fixed it all with Professor McGonagall. — J.K. Rowling

If I told you God was black, what would you think of that? — Ray Davies

What if I told you I could get you to fall in love with me scientifically?"
"I would scoff," I say. "A Lot — Nicola Yoon

Even if you do make tons of new friends," I told him, "try not to forget where you came from, okay? — Sarah Dessen

If anybody would have told me I'd be making number seven Fast & Furious, I would have said, "You're crazy." — Neal H. Moritz

If I told you the tragedy parts, we'd all sit here and cry. — John Phillips

Just remember," he told her. "If you run from me, I will pursue. — Nenia Campbell

If you are asking me, am I going to be sort of saying 'oh well 'God's told me to do this and do that' well of course that's not the case. — Andrea Leadsom

If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position? — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

But I guess you would look beatific, too, if the man you had been in love with since the fifth grade had told you that he was in love with you, too. — Meg Cabot

I don't know if I ever told you this before, but you're the only one I ever waited for this long. — Frank Ocean

If we disagree and I think I'm right, I just go ahead and do what I think is right. And then she tells me, 'I told you so.' — William J. Clinton

If somebody had come to me and said will you move heroin, I would have told them no. — George Jung

After all of it ... the good, the bad, the in-between ... If I told you that I love you, what would you say? — Autumn Doughton

When I was a kid, my mother told me that if you could not be a good loser, then there's no way you could be a good winner. — Halle Berry

I see who I am reflected in your eyes. I know what you think about me. But what if I told you, you were wrong? — Jenny B. Jones

I've never told anyone about that letter," he said quietly. "I know," Thomas replied. "If you had, you'd be dead. — Ken Follett

Then, if you love him," he said quietly, "please, Tessa, don't tell him what I just told you. Don't tell him that I love you. — Cassandra Clare

If I told you about all the stories I don't tell, I would be violating the very boundaries I set for myself. — Joyce Maynard

If I blink she'll disappear," he told her. She looked at him and said,"Maybe that is the best thing for you. — Donna Lynn Hope

Study it yourself. If I told you, you would not know; you simply would have been told. — Robert A. Heinlein

I know he was the life of your life. I get it, I really do. But what if I told you that you were mine? — J.A. DeRouen

If I told you, you wouldn't know what I was talking about. — Erik Larson

Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?
- Eric, club dead. — Charlaine Harris

Your God speaks of love, bur restricts who you love. I do not wish to be told who I can or cannot love. If I cannot love honestly, then it isn't love. — Jennis Slaughter

If I told you about a land of love, friend, would you follow me and come? — Yunus Emre

What if I told you that, not only can you not beat the market, but most stocks actually lose money. — Kenneth Eade

You wouldn't know him if I told you the name. HIPPIAS: But I know right now he's an ignoramus. — Plato

The thing is, Fallon ... I told you before to lock the door if you wanted me to stay out. Funny thing is ... " I leaned in. "You. Never. Did. — Penelope Douglas

I told myself it didn't matter if I never got to be with you. It was enough just to love you. — Claudia Gray

If you had told me at the beginning of the year that I was going to be a shoo-in for the Cy Young, I would have been absolutely ecstatic and amazed. — Justin Verlander

If someone told me I could hang out in da Vinci's studio while he painted the Mona Lisa or go up on Brian's roof with him at night - I'm on the roof — Jandy Nelson

I always told him, If I leave you, I'll divorce you and find somebody else if I want to. I would never cheat on you. — Phil Robertson

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it. — Bob Odenkirk

You once asked if I told Maxon about you, and I did. He knows exactly what a spineless, ungrateful jackass you are. — Kiera Cass

If I write that it was a cold day, you can be sure I know it was a cold day because Pepys told us. — Antonia Fraser

If you told my 13-year-old self that one day I'd be talking about how Tom Cruise and I had good chemistry, she'd think you were completely mad. — Rosamund Pike

In my childhood, I had a religious assistant who always told me, if you can really laugh with full abandonment, it's very good for your health. — Dalai Lama

My mom told me that I should not be scared or too cautious," concludes Dimples. "Just do it if you have the guts. If it is correct, it will work. — Joey A. Concepcion

Pull yourself together," I told myself sternly. "You have to stay positive. You'll never make it if you give up. — Norah McClintock

I asked you, baby,
If you understood-
You told me that you didn't,
But you thought you would. — Langston Hughes

If there was one thing I hated in this world, it was folks who told you that you couldn't do something. — Jennifer Niven

He always told me to look strong even if I didn't feel it, because sometimes that's all you can do. — Jessi Kirby

If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!' — Chris Rock

Would you believe me if I told you the only thing I want from you is
you? — Karen Robards

If I told you that you weren't going home until we win - what would you do differently? — Stanley McChrystal

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed. — Marcus Brigstocke

If I told you once, I told you a million times: you're a handsome motherfucker. I'm almost gay for you. — Debra Anastasia

I told you if you ever touched her again, I would kill you. Consider yourself dead. — Ronda Thompson

If I told you that the big contract had nothing to do with my signing, Id be lying. It made the future secure for my family. — Bobby Hull

Remember what I told you. If they hated me, they will hate you. — Sinead O'Conner

If I told you it was on fire when I got here, would you believe me? — Crash Froelich

Mi hijito, I've told you a thousand times, if you speak badly of people, God will punish you and make you just like them. — Victor Villasenor

If that moron had told me you had women with you, I'd have let you in a lot sooner — Dan Wells

If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room, would you trust it? — Kendrick Lamar

I'll loosen the ropes a bit if you'll be still," Roland told her. "Suck shit out my ass, mahfah!" "I don't understand if that means yes or no. — Stephen King

And I'd be lying if I told you that as a black man in baseball I hadn't gone through worse times than my teammates. — Curt Flood

If I had known it I would have told my son, I'd rather shoot you than let you join the SS. But I didn't know. — Wilhelm Keitel

I make the best eggplant parmigiana. Except maybe my mother. The way she makes it is delicious. If I told you how, I'd have to kill you. — Cara Buono

He said that if I ever hurt you, he'd find me and kill me. I told him that if I ever hurt you, I'd want him to. - Aiden MacRae — Cyndi Tefft

If you want to be told what to think, well, I'm not in that business. — Larry Poons

If I told you just how much I need you, would you stay? — Darnell Lamont Walker

If you told me my own story about someone else, I would have assured you that this person was completely unhinged. Or a child. That's always the way. — Claire Messud

If you'd just learn to do as I say from the beginning, I wouldn't have to follow up your errors with reproving smirks and repeated I-told-you-sos. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I did what my conscience told me to do, and you can't fail if you do that. — Anita Hill

I told myself, Malala, you have already faced death. This is your second life. Don't be afraid - if you are afraid, you can't move forward. — Malala Yousafzai

If you told me tomorrow that I couldn't act anymore, it wouldn't bother me. I have only one wish: to meet the man of my life. — Juliette Binoche

If I told you about a land of love ... would you swallow it as a remedy? — Yunus Emre

If you'd ever told me that my Broadway debut would be playing Spider-Man, I would have laughed in your face. — Jake Epstein

If you'd told the young Graham Norton that I'd one day have this amount of money, I'd have assumed it would have come from a lottery win. — Graham Norton

I told you; I am Arianna, the Siren, your Guardian, and how is a Guardian supposed to do her job if she is clueless about the Guardianee? — Erica Sehyun Song

If I told you, you'd only know it in your mind, not in your heart. There's a big difference. — Laurie Faria Stolarz

You come here to tell us lies, but we don't want to hear them. If we told you more, you would have paid no attention. That is all I have to say. — Sitting Bull

Warren Beatty once told me that if someone's really stuck on you, find them their next boyfriend. But I could never do that. — Val Kilmer