Idiot Funny Quotes
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So this is the "smug idiot thinks he's funny" face, Kami observed. Not to be confused with other "smug idiot" variants.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and tell Amano that if he bothers you, I'll break his other leg.
— Julie Kagawa
Forgive me ... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.
— Lloyd Alexander
Which sort of shows why my body is an idiot, because forced narcolepsy is pretty much the worst defense ever.
— Jenny Lawson
Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
— Raheel Farooq
Safi ignored him--he was clearly an idiot
— Susan Dennard
I've had great success being a total idiot.
— Jerry Lewis
Sex, Emma thought. It curdled the mind and turned one into a drooling idiot. She had firsthand knowledge.
— Kate Rothwell
Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do.
— Gerry Geek
I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend.
— Kylie Scott
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.
— Jimmy Fallon
You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"
Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication. — Jedidiah Behe
Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication. — Jedidiah Behe
You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot.
— Sherwood Smith