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I don't mind girls or boys. My mother gets upset when I say I want all girls because Apple is so fabulous.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
— Rita Rudner
I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
— Stephanie Lennox
The desire to gain wealth and the fear to lose it are our chief breeders of cowardice and propagators of corruption.
— William James
I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
— Joan Rivers
I tell this to my girls all the time: This journey we're on is a once - in - a - lifetime opportunity.
— Michelle Obama
I have come so far so fast that I haven't had time to ask whether or not this is where I want to be
— Jeanette Winterson
I'm quite introverted but I'm not shy.
— Marian Keyes
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman!
— Lady Randolph Churchill
To hear the amount of hate that people have in the United States is disheartening. However, I still have hope that we have not reached the pinnacle.
— Alfredo Quinones-Hinojosa
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Your mom can't hate a whole country because of one person!
— Jeaniene Frost
Whatever you do, do well. Be good at it. Stand a little taller. Be a little stronger. Be a little better.
— Gordon B. Hinckley
The progress in Iraq has not been without cost.
— Virgil Goode