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I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.
— Amy Jo Johnson
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ...
— Dave Barry
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.
— Emma Bunton
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language.
— Emma Chase
I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child.
— Dave Grohl
Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive.
— Mick Foley
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
— Chris Messina
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic.
— George Orwell
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.
— Amanda Seyfried
Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it.
— John Sandford
Holy swoon-gate!' Elliot exclaims when I finally get to the end of my tale. 'If that's what Brooklyn boys are like I'm emigrating as soon as possible!
— Zoe Sugg
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.
— Jennifer Lawrence
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell.
— Heather Hildenbrand
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.
— Bill Maher
I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"
— Jim Gaffigan