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We are moving from unconscious evolution through natural selection to conscious evolution by choice.
— Barbara Marx Hubbard
The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
— Stephanie Lennox
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.
— Alfred Hitchcock
Stress and anxiety cause our brains to release chemicals that put lines in our faces and tear us down emotionally and spiritually.
— Chris Prentiss
Opposities are married.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
He who hesitates is lost.
— Marcus Porcius Cato
One can't help but marvel at the variety of ways that women had devised to make us look like flaming idiots.
— Lisa Kleypas
An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.
— Frank Carson
There is an innocence or purity that we see in renewals and in the Mennonite church and a new an invigorated civil rights movement.
— Shane Claiborne
There is no reasoning with imagination.
— Maria Edgeworth
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they don't know my story ...
— Maya Angelou
Most men find it difficult to remain true to a single woman, but relatively easy to be true to three or four at the same time.
— Georges Courteline
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Love to the love tear, even too, same evil, Attempt, without strength and armor, To reach the unreachable star..
— Jacques Brel
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova