Gabriel Iglesias Quotes
Top 67 wise famous quotes and sayings by Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.
When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.
Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.
I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.
I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.
I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.
Make sure you're doing impressions of people that are still relevant, and that everyone knows. Red Skelton impressions are a little outdated.
I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.
I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.
I'm always ready for TV. I don't have to edit my jokes - when you work clean, you can work anywhere.
I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.
There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.
I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.
Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.
When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.
I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.
I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.
It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.
Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.
I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles ... they don't have one that says 'oops.
Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.
You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.
I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake.
I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.
I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.