Humping Quotes: top 29 famous quotes about Humping

Humping Quotes & Sayings

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Look dude, no humping the redhead until we see if the rabbit dies. — Lynn Hagen

Nico was wrong. The Book of Fate isn't already written. It's written every day.
Some scars never heal.
Then again, some do. — Brad Meltzer

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish." — Robert Schimmel

There's a very fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry-humping a stranger. — Demetri Martin

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert

Today, he was going to win the Big Humping Pussy award and go back to Poughkeepsie — Debra Anastasia

It shouldn't be a Republican or Democratic issue whether we take care of the environment. That should be a human issue. — Michael Franti

Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping. — Jay McLean

On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl. — Kate Beckinsale

There have been plenty of very bare hotels with couples humping next door. I don't stay in very grand hotels. — Honor Blackman

Still humping the American Dream — Hunter S. Thompson

In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes. — Jason Biggs

Dry-humping, I believe it's called. — Michael Muhammad Knight

The Americans are impatient by nature. — Bui Diem

The best activities for your health are pumping and humping. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

His look of confusion is so fucking hot I think I want to rape him. Yup. Going to stand up and just start humping his leg. — Jay McLean

Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg. — Dean Potter

Let us light up the fire, the wind is so calm and the night is falling - i see ur lips shiver and i can feel ur breath humping up. — Bobby Vj

While keeping active is a major aspect of staying fit, what you use for fuel definitely factors in. — Marcus Samuelsson

I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits. — Julie Kagawa

At the end of the day, I was still a virgin, all alone in a dark room, humping a lubed-up robot. — Ernest Cline

granny-humping butt sucker! — Annie Nicholas

What difference does a New Year make for me but for the change of the calendar?' said Roopa gravely. — BS Murthy

It. I don't mean to poke the bear, but I've got one nerve left, and Maddox is dry-humping it. So, could you all move it along? — Jamie McGuire

How the fuck do you keep your hair like that? I look like a hedgehog's been humping my skull. — James S.A. Corey

Histories are instruments of oppression. — Catherynne M Valente

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!! — Gemma Halliday

Side effects from doggie joy may include face lube and leg-humping" ~ Oberon — Kevin Hearne

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster! — Russell Howard