Humping Quotes
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Humping Quotes & Sayings
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Nico was wrong. The Book of Fate isn't already written. It's written every day.Some scars never heal.
Then again, some do. — Brad Meltzer
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."
— Robert Schimmel
There's a very fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry-humping a stranger.
— Demetri Martin
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
— Stephen Colbert
Today, he was going to win the Big Humping Pussy award and go back to Poughkeepsie
— Debra Anastasia
It shouldn't be a Republican or Democratic issue whether we take care of the environment. That should be a human issue.
— Michael Franti
On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl.
— Kate Beckinsale
There have been plenty of very bare hotels with couples humping next door. I don't stay in very grand hotels.
— Honor Blackman
Still humping the American Dream
— Hunter S. Thompson
Dry-humping, I believe it's called.
— Michael Muhammad Knight
The Americans are impatient by nature.
— Bui Diem
The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg.
— Dean Potter
While keeping active is a major aspect of staying fit, what you use for fuel definitely factors in.
— Marcus Samuelsson
I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits.
— Julie Kagawa
At the end of the day, I was still a virgin, all alone in a dark room, humping a lubed-up robot.
— Ernest Cline
granny-humping butt sucker!
— Annie Nicholas
What difference does a New Year make for me but for the change of the calendar?' said Roopa gravely.
— BS Murthy
It. I don't mean to poke the bear, but I've got one nerve left, and Maddox is dry-humping it. So, could you all move it along?
— Jamie McGuire
How the fuck do you keep your hair like that? I look like a hedgehog's been humping my skull.
— James S.A. Corey
Histories are instruments of oppression.
— Catherynne M Valente
That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!
— Gemma Halliday
From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!
— Russell Howard