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Isn't he cute? That he thinks he has a sense of humour? — Robyn Carr

Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his sister asked.
"She's not my girlfriend, Kaylen," Ryan replied. "Go away. — S. Walden

Don't try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you."
"I hate you, too. — Simone Elkeles

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. — Robyn Carr

I could still box your ears."
"Nonsense," he scoffed. "You couldn't reach that high. — Anne Gracie

Basically, dating is like climbing a volcano and you never know when it's going to erupt, dumping molten lava and burning you — Robin Bielman

He was definitely taking his bodyguard duties seriously tonight. He gave off a take-one-step-closer-and-I-will-show-you-Armageddon vibe. — Christina Henry

Then I shall bid thee goodnight, my dear. Sweet pixies watch over the dusty moonlight of your dreams, Jessameine. — Jennifer Silverwood

Tom. Tom, look at me. Has Nora agreed to marry you?"
"No, but she will because she has to. — Robyn Carr

No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

Sylvia grabs my sleeve. "He's a looker."
"I know. The problem is, he knows it, too. — Simone Elkeles

I grab at Smitty and he at me, and, for one horrible, deperately embarrassing second we fly into each others arms like Shaggy and Scooby Don't. — Kirsty McKay

Colorful characters are the odd shaped pieces that fill the holes in life's puzzle. — Richard Stephens

Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful you sound?"
"Yes, I do," he said with a firm nod. "And I think I'm underappreciated. — Robyn Carr

Pagan or Christian a man is never happier than when he has emptied his balls and drunk his fill. — Giles Kristian

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry

He needed to gather her up, hold on to her, anything to help her stop trembling. Something was going to shake loose if she didn't. — Tara Janzen

Love is like chickenpox. It's much worse when it comes late. — Neel Burton

Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don't feel bad. It happens all the time. — Robyn Carr

I was shy, said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side. — Anne Gracie

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

It's just ... how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for someone like me to find. — Liz Czukas

We're adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you're counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even. — Robyn Carr

Stupid werewolf ninja sperm. — Molly Harper

She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot. — Sarah Mayberry

What the dev - er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!"
"Good," said the angel. "I was afraid these new shoes would not be sturdy enough. — Anne Gracie

You've got a big ego, Fuentes."
"That's not all I've got. — Simone Elkeles

I am always doing what I thought I couldn't do because I Thought I might learn something.
Henri Marcel French Artist — Brenda H. Sedgwick

Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time. — Anne Gracie

A sly smirk curled at the corner of his mouth as he peered into the trunk. "Why do you have Robin Hood's toy chest?"
- Brendan Daniels — Elizabeth Morgan

I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I'd enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber. — Jennifer Echols

What are you boys doing?" she asks, as if we're still little kids messing around.
"Arguin'," Carlos says matter-of-factly. — Simone Elkeles

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman — Oscar Wilde

Move your hands, Morgan," he commanded.
"It hurts!" she protested.
"It's supposed to. — Cara Bristol

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. — Tara Janzen

You break his heart," Watts told Amanda, "I'll break your face! — David Bischoff

Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?"
"I need a gun."
This was not how his dream was supposed to go. — Shannon K. Butcher

Focus. She's Maddie. Your friend. Would you eyeball Keith or Dane's butt like that? ~ Zach — Monique DeVere

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

But you were concerned about making sure things, you know, didn't get serious."
"Yeah, because I'm an idiot. — Robyn Carr

I don't see anyone else Nell. All I see, all I want, is you. — Lily Morton

Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage. — Zack Love

It's rude to discuss your wife with your girlfriend — Robyn Carr

Being amongst rough lives and confusion does not make you less, it only makes your beauty shine out more clearly. — Sharon Sant

You dance?"
"I think that might be overly optimistic," he said. "I do something. I'll try not to hurt you. — Robyn Carr

Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that," Garrett said gruffly. "You'll have me convinced I'm going to die."
"You're not? — Maya Banks

You can't possibly be afraid of trees. — Tara Janzen

If I looked like him," Tara said. "I'd want to have sex with myself. All the time. — Jill Shalvis

She'd never known a man whose initial move was to undress the woman he wanted. — Tara Janzen

Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either. — Junot Diaz

Can you put your hands on my crotch?"
"Why, hell no, I cannot." I didn't remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice. — Jennifer Echols

If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says. — Richard Kadrey

I'm so sorry. I think I'm just tired."
The socially accepted excuse for being mental. — Lucy Ivison

Boys don't gossip."
"Pah! You don't know us as well as you think."
This was a disturbing prospect. — Jennifer Echols

Thanks for not trying to see me when I looked like hell."
"To be fair, you still look pretty bad. — John Green

I said alone!"
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. — Kresley Cole

Put me down, I'm too heavy."
"You're small enough to fit in my pocket. — Sarah Mayberry

John Brooke is acting dreadfully, and Meg likes it! — Louisa May Alcott

Whoa, who was that?"
"Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles

I had not, I said to myself, come into the future to carry on a miniature flirtation. — H.G.Wells

You quoted Oscar Wilde." I smiled.
Hayden laughed. "Yeah, that was, like, the height of geekdom."
"No. It was kind of cool. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.
Luis: Hey — Simone Elkeles

Wretched game, cricket, keeping romantic youths out in the sun when they should be indoors, applying balm to the foreheads of feverish young maidens. — Ruskin Bond

He'd done it like he did everything else - with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her. — Kaylea Cross

You ask me why I write. You might as well ask me why I breathe. I need oxygen to feed my body and ink to feed my soul. — Bryce Main

Although your marrows look very good, it's not them I'm interested in.. (The Honesty Box) Love Potion — Samantha Bacchus

I love you so much, so much," he mutters. "It's always been you. It always will be. — Lily Morton

When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them? — Maya Banks

Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction. — Rowena Cherry

What kind of slut do you think I am?"
Theo bumped his hips against hers. "This might not be the best moment to ask me that. — Annabel Joseph

What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan."
"I suspect I am a hooligan. — Simone Elkeles

Does Playboy still run fiction?"
"I have absolutely no idea, Melinda," he said, grinning. — Robyn Carr

She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it. — Robyn Carr

What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun? — Suzanne Brockmann

Marry me. You'll learn to love me, I promise. — Robyn Carr

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Meet Logan Jackson, smug, self-entitled, proud, arrogant, trust-fund brat. — Ali Harper

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Romancin' is verra important, ye ken. Basically it's a way the boy can get close to the girl wi'oot her attackin' him and scratchin' his eyes oot. — Terry Pratchett

He should probably make love to her. — Tara Janzen

I focused, rather embarrassingly, on his chest which was rising and falling slowly.
I left teeth marks! — Kyra Lennon

This is two romantic things in a row, so I figure I should praise him accordingly, because the boy responds well to positive reinforcement. — Jenny Han

How do you know?"
"Well, I don't, I'm making this up, but I bet I'm right. — Robyn Carr

Good humour was miles behind a second cup of morning tea. It was too early for nonsense. — Zeenat Mahal

I like you in green,' he said. 'You look as if you're a very beautiful imp.' — Sara Sheridan

I have a bad habit of wolfing down things that catch my eye. — Katze Snow

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

Peyton, I'm not married and you're not a lesbian. Think of the possibilities. — Robyn Carr

Maybe next time, don't bite the girl you fancy. — Radhika Sanghani

The world is not full of crazy ninja perfume ladies! — Elisa Paige

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did. — Simone Elkeles

I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them. — Jennifer Echols

You look like a hot tamale."
"That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles

Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out. — Simone Elkeles

In my dictionary, romance is not maudlin, treacly sentiment. It is a curry, spiced with excitement, and humour, and a healthy dollop of cynicism. — Loretta Chase

The course of true love never die run smooth — William Shakespeare

And she gave him a melting smile, the glutinous sweetness of which he devoured with the avidity of a diabetic who swallows a fatal spoonful of jam. — John Collier

What sort of look are you going for?"
Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds. — Simone Elkeles