Humorous Salesmen Quotes

Humorous Salesmen Quotes & Sayings

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There is only one science, physics: everything else is social work. — James D. Watson

Is it not obvious that Britain, under the regime of Tony Blair, has ceased to respect the Charter of the United Nations? — Robert Mugabe

Guys who are unavailable are actually a dream come true for me because I'm unavailable all the time. It's great they're not down your throat. — Leighton Meester

The worst wars are religious wars between sects of the same religion or civil wars between brothers of the same race. — Ayn Rand

The Constitution, as originally drawn, made no reference to the fact that all Americans wre considered equal members of society. — Constance Baker Motley

It is often a mistake to combine two pleasures, because pleasures, like pains, can act as counter-irri-tants to each other. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

While there are memories I wish I could dispose of, sometimes my memories are the only things that keep me sane. — Shaun David Hutchinson

I'm very, very suspicious of anybody that finds a belief system that they feel can explain it all, for themselves or for anybody else. — Jeff Tweedy

WHAT. THE. FUCK! — Whitney G.

Them as is not wanted scarce ever thrives. — Frances Hodgson Burnett

Pray as you can; don't pray as you can't. — Brennan Manning

I am a miserable cook but an extremely talented eater. — Amy Tan

I came to bring the pain hardcore from the brain — Method Man