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Humorous Marriage Quotes By D'Artagnan Bloodhawke: Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live

Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.
D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Subhasis Das: Love a girl trulyExpectation: MarriageReality : Friendzoned

Love a girl truly
Expectation: Marriage
Reality : Friendzoned — Subhasis Das

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Opposities are married.

Opposities are married. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Humorous Marriage Quotes By William Mountford: Let God do with me what He will,

Let God do with me what He will, anything He will; and, whatever it be, it will be either heaven itself, or some beginning of it. — William Mountford

Humorous Marriage Quotes By John Irving: Every study of the gods, of everyone's gods,

Every study of the gods, of everyone's gods, is a revelation of vengeance towards the innocent. — John Irving

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Julieanne O'Connor: Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb.

Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb. — Julieanne O'Connor

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra: But once more I say do as you

But once more I say do as you please, for we women are born to this burden of being obedient to our husbands, though they be blockheads — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Kay Redfield Jamison: There are scientists all around the world looking

There are scientists all around the world looking for the genes responsible for bipolar illness and major depression. — Kay Redfield Jamison

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Maya Soetoro-Ng: Government should exist in order to help fortify

Government should exist in order to help fortify the country and make those who are in need better able to meet their own. — Maya Soetoro-Ng

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: The snakes are always against the prohibition of

The snakes are always against the prohibition of the poisons; and the arms traders, of the arms! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Oscar Wilde: You don't seem to realise, that in married

You don't seem to realise, that in married life three is company and two is none. — Oscar Wilde

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Stephen Sondheim: The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy

The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact. — Stephen Sondheim

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Ted Dekker: The physical power of real love is staggering,

The physical power of real love is staggering, because real forgiveness is staggering ... — Ted Dekker

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Joan Rivers: Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but

Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride" ... — Joan Rivers

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Jean Rostand: When I was young I pitied the old.

When I was young I pitied the old. Now old, it is the young I pity. — Jean Rostand

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Stephen King: She ran out of her marriage the way

She ran out of her marriage the way a woman can run out of a pair of sandals when she decides to let go and really dash. — Stephen King

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Mark Evanier: Tell Jack that after he finishs saving the

Tell Jack that after he finishs saving the universe again, he has to take out the trash in the kitchen."
-Rosalind Kirby, one day in 1971 — Mark Evanier

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: She said yes. If only she didn't talk

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Mohith Agadi: Think twice before you try to convince someone

Think twice before you try to convince someone by killing the truth. — Mohith Agadi

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Erma Bombeck: There was a time when the one singular

There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids. — Erma Bombeck

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't

Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Ken O'Neill: The last time I was this confused I

The last time I was this confused I was watching a Fassbinder film. — Ken O'Neill

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Karen Cecil Smith: First month honey ... Next month pie ...

First month honey ... Next month pie ... Third month ... Get out here and work, you damn bitch, same as I. — Karen Cecil Smith

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor

There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Humorous Marriage Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: He is not an ideal husband. I am

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova