Humorous Love Quotes
Collection of top 60 famous quotes about Humorous Love
Humorous Love Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Humorous Love quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love?
— Christy Pastore
Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.
— Jacob M. Appel
Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?""Gentleman may still wear them, but I'm afraid the problem is that there aren't many left. — Camilla Isley
What's the saying? All is donkey balls in love and war?-Dan Garrett — Leah Rae Miller
After all, nothing nurtures a friendship bond more than the ability to consistently bitch about someone else!
— Pawan Mishra
Love a girl trulyExpectation: Marriage
Reality : Friendzoned — Subhasis Das
She wanted to run her hands over him as he whispered the impassioned corollaries of non-Euclidean geometry.
— Sherry Thomas
Life is not for understanding or to known rather it is for living & only for living
— Nitin Yaduvanshi
I engage in subtle stalking. That's entirely different and perfectly socially acceptable.
— Siobhan Davis
The greatest stories are simple, but well told.
— Tova Dian Dean
I love the very exposed, humorous, imperfect, never-trying to-pretend-to-be-perfect journey that I have been on in my life.
— Drew Barrymore
Unicorns aren't magical and beautiful. They're just predatory horses that have horns and love to eat virgins.
— Delilah S. Dawson
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
I love humorous games. I love to laugh, and I think it's a really great way to attract players.
— Kim Swift
Are you in any pain? (Ariana Skyee)Only my heart. (Cal Remus) — Siobhan Davis
Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.
— Gail Carriger
A true lover never demands a naked girl with him,rather he feels her presence all the time with him
— Nitin Yaduvanshi
Love yourself' the social horde spouts from on high, mere moments later they frown at a bypassing narcissist.
— Kevin Focke
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.
— Mary Roberts Rinehart
She wasn't his kind of woman, and she didn't want to fall in love with a man who would break her heart like a Dorito.
— Rachel Gibson
Certainly no one has ever died of an unrequited passion - it's usually the ones that are requited that get people in trouble.
— Mercedes Lackey
Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around.
— Mark W. Boyer
Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones.
— Scott B. Pruden
I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.
— Veronica Roth
Raven: The Reverend Mr Larynx has been called off on duty, to marry or bury (I don't know which) some unfortunate person or persons, at Claydyke: ...
— Thomas Love Peacock
Only few moments of love has greater value than entire life
— Nitin Yaduvanshi
Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Listen carefully, I'm going to say three words.""I love you? — Lisa Scottoline
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours
— Benny Bellamacina
I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.
— Carroll Bryant
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.
— Crystal Woods
I love sharing my stories and experiences with people and connecting to them on both a humorous and emotional level.
— Tori Spelling
In his life there was only one woman. The other one.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
That's all you need? Easy. I love you.Okay? Want it louder?I love you. Spell it out schould I l-o-v-e y-o-u. Want it backwards You love I.
— William Goldman
Beauty lies in the LIES of the beholder!
— Ashok Kallarakkal
Eggs," said Henry dreamily, looking at his plate. "I do love eggs. I could eat them all day.
— Cassandra Clare
I love Naples, Florida! Although, I'm so far behind everyone else there. After all, I'm still wearing my first face!
— Angelina Assanti
Uncle Drew shouts. You are a disgrace. Your mother should have swallowed.
— Tara Sivec Love And Lists
I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
My favorite quote in the world is this one.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
