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Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus. — Erma Bombeck

Why, oh why was I standing entranced when I should have been releasing my inner she wolf on his arse? — Lilly James

The emotion was the most important thing. — Graham Spaid

I engage in subtle stalking. That's entirely different and perfectly socially acceptable. — Siobhan Davis

We just move on, don't we, with traitors still amongst us? But there was one thought that wouldn't go away. If I loved him, I would forgive him. — Graham Spaid

He is the biggest asshole on the planet," Jarod says. "And in a planet that's currently drowning in assholes, that's saying a lot. — Siobhan Davis

I like stories about supervillains. They teach children that you can accomplish great things even when the whole world is against you. — G.D. Falksen

Basset Hounds never get scared. We're fearless, resolute and know how to season a good lamb chop. — Elias Zapple

Believe in something, and let that something be yourself. — Harley Brooks

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead. — Chuck Palahniuk

Superfast beings shouldn't piss off the comics geek-girl. — Gini Koch

Clearly, we're supposed to be together. If this were the internet, seventeen-year-old girls would be writing slash fiction about us as we speak. — Vaughn R. Demont

Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones. — Scott B. Pruden

Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants. — Evangeline Anderson

I've become remarkably good at blocking impossibly bizarre happenings from my consciousness. Denial can be a beautiful thing. — M.A. George

Space: the gaping hole between land and other land. — SE Zbasnik

Closed head trauma is about as much fun as nude paintballing. — D.C. Farmer

Halt! We are attempting an arrest!"

"Yeah, we're aware," Quinn muttered under her breath. — Ash Gray

We put our flags in soil when we
arrive, as if it now belongs to us and we know where we are. — Graham Spaid

Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day. — E.J. Stevens

What do writers look like? — Graham Spaid

Are you in any pain? (Ariana Skyee)
Only my heart. (Cal Remus) — Siobhan Davis

Trust me, I write fiction. — Rob Mahan

The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79. — Douglas Adams

Machines can't lie," I said, lying through my circuits. — Adam Christopher

A nose is ordinarily naked. A nose isn't
nipple, although there are similarities. — Graham Spaid

F***ing triffids. — Scott B. Pruden

... but some say that reality is what happens inside a writer's head, and it is fiction which takes place outside it. — Barry A. Whittingham

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

Veil wouldn't make his military invincible, but it would render every other military indefensible. Veil was it. Game over, fuckholes. — Aaron Overfield

Fiction is but a moment of bliss that takes the pain away...Like a cookie for the soul... — Leona Keyoko Pink

The world is indeed a cold, hard stone. — Graham Spaid

You are a curse in my life! — Charles Perrault

What happens," called out Max, "if you win?"
"We die anyway, but I become legend" I explained — Philip Palmer