Matt LeBlanc Quotes

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

Misery is manifold. The wretchedness of the earth is multiform.

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.

When there's writing that you really trust, it's very freeing as an artist.

Everyone in my family used to work with some kind of tool in their hands every day. That's what we do. That's what I did before I got into acting.

Everyone is just as committed and focused as they were the first season

I'm much more low-key than the characters I've played.

A true gentleman doesn't prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn't have any preferences whatsoever.

'Friends' was a true ensemble. There really was no star of the show.

The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby.

I started going gray in my early twenties.

I am not afraid if people think Matt LeBlanc in 'Episodes' is who I am - my friends and family know who I am.

When I was younger and studying acting, I never ever saw myself in the sitcom world; it was drama that really turned me on and still does.

But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on television.

As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.

I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?

I grew up in Boston, so it's a nice change to be cold after living in California.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.

My favorite character on Friends was Joey, because we're both actors. I always thought that was so cool.

I don't like producing. It's a lot of meetings you sit through that amount to nothing.

I could build and roof a house, though electricity is not my thing.

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it.

You always question people's intentions. That may be a combination of having money, having fame, and being a little older.

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.