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Well, fame is a drug and when you take it away from an addict, things can get ugly.
— Melissa Jo Peltier
I would love to be on a Real Housewives from somewhere reality show. Then I could show all those women how the rest of our society gets to do it.
— Heather Chapple
Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
— Bruce Coville
I am no more lonely than the loon in the pond that laughs so loud, or than Walden Pond itself. What company has that lonely lake,I pray?
— Henry David Thoreau
I'm retarded and I'm on TV
— Evanescence
The TV shouted an old black-and-white film he didn't recognize, wheelchairs facing it like church pews.
— Sere Prince Halverson
First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
— Greg Behrendt
He was alone in the world, and the world was Natalie. Usually
— David Foenkinos
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!
— Milton Jones
It made him wonder if all things taken from their home too soon lost some of their bloom.
— Dan Groat
The old Televisions had an off switch.
— Chris Bachelder
I don't watch reality TV, my reality is tough enough.
— Alisa Steinberg
People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.
— Jess C. Scott
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
— Kristen Schaal
I heard about them Rangers on TV," Grandma said. "I heard they get dogs pregnant." -Grandma Mazur
— Janet Evanovich
Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.
— Michelle Hodkin
For many, the icon of the British Museum is the Rosetta Stone, that administrative by-product of the Greek imperial adventure in Africa.
— Neil MacGregor
I am too old and stiff-necked to change my memories now.
— Willard R. Espy
Puta, really, that's the best insult you got? I've been called the Whore of Babylon on national TV; puta just doesn't quite cut it.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
If we really exist merely to fulfill God's plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Kill me if I ever look that Bad" ... "Dude, what are you saying? ... On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago.
— Chuck Palahniuk
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
— Douglas Coupland
Watching TV Mum said, 'Do you miss your dad?' and I said, 'Who?
— Louise Rennison
Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.
— Cassandra Clare
That's when I realized I had gotten too attached to the TV.
— Megan McCafferty
When you are in love, life becomes magical.
— Debasish Mridha
I believe I am entitled to a public explanation.
— Richard Jewell
I hold beneath pale green.
— James Frey
Why would I want to get depressed by watching TV? I could do that just by stepping on the scale every morning.
— Max Brooks
Fear is just not a part of my life - so much so that if it's involved in somebody else's life and they're close to me, I won't be around them.
— Jeremy Renner
Every group spends more when its income grows.
— Bob Frank
That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.
— Dennis Miller
