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I would hate to be taken seriously. Serious people are always so grim and uptight that they make me want to dance naked on the lawn playing a flute. — Robert Anton Wilson

Judging books by their covers is seriously underrated, and any book nerd who claims never to have done it is probably lying. — Amy Smith

I take making music seriously, but you have to have a sense of humor about yourself. I invite people into my life. That's how I do it. — Mac DeMarco

I'd seriously contemplated a real collar - a sparkly green one - if only because I was sure it would offend his dignity. — Kelley Armstrong

I am content in my later years. I have kept my good humor and take neither myself nor the next person seriously. — Albert Einstein

My heart skips a beat. Seriously, like a CD from the public library, it goes ZZebbTTT and skips. — Brent Crawford

So let me get this straight. You were living in a tent in the woods, but now you're living with Prince Charming and anger management boy? SERIOUSLY?! — Natsuki Takaya

Are you seriously telling me the truth about all this?" I asked.
"I seriously am," he replied. "I was also serious about stealing a fry. — Lindsay Ribar

Great. This girl was going to seriously mess with my ability to stay on parole. ~Maggie Mae Castro — Beth Yarnall

All higher humor begins with ceasing to take oneself seriously. — Hermann Hesse

I endeavor to be serious and you will not take me seriously — Sherwood Smith

Life is not THAT serious..let's take humor more seriously ! — Andrew Matthews

Seriously. Dados bounce." Bobby in Raven Rise — D.J. MacHale

Seriously," said Kami, her voice faint. "I think I left the oven on at home. Or the iron. Possibly both. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Did he really just poop a rainbow? Seriously, did that just happen? Because I saw it happen. — Sarah Beth Durst

However, to the amazement of their neighbors, the Klutzes never got seriously hurt. As clumsy as they were, the Klutzes were twice that lucky! — Henrik Drescher

Humor is ... despair refusing to take itself seriously. — Arland Ussher

He guffawed. Motherfucker seriously guffawed. — Red Tash

I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too seriously. — Art Alexakis

Seriously, I 've got to know if I need to protect you from people running with pencils." ~ Laney — Joann I. Martin Sowles

Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're gonna get out alive anyway. — Louise Smith

I was seriously not cut out for undercover work - which was pretty damn obvious, judging by the fact that I was currently cuddling with a suspect. — Alexa Land

Life is too important to take seriously. — Corky Siegel

How do you learn not to take things so seriously? Don't take them. — Art Hochberg

Don't take life seriously, you never make it out alive anyways — A. Vaidyanathan

Seriously, what would you prefer? To stand out from everyone else, or disappear in the crowd? Because I call the latter 'sheep. — G.P. Burdon

Now true humor begins when a man ceases to take himself seriously. — Hermann Hesse

... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously. — Sharon Green

It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's man. — Holly Hood

April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously. — Criss Jami

I think it's terribly difficult to take sex seriously if you've got a sense of humor. — Charlotte Bingham

And no you're not that important that you must always dismiss your current company to answer whomever is on the phone. Seriously, you're not. — Jayce O'Neal

When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong. — Mitch Hedberg

Maintain a sense of humor. People who take themselves too seriously are power-crazy. If they win it will be haircuts for all. Beware of power freaks. — Abbie Hoffman

That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He barked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside. — H.M. Ward

If anyone ever saw me dance, they'd have trouble taking me seriously. — Christina Ricci

I'm seriously laughing — Guy Harduf

Clockwork Vendetta is not steampunk; it is steamfun. I can't take myself so seriously as to write something truly punk in the true sense of the word. — Gabbo De La Parra

I feel that the characters in my book, if they were real, would be like, "Seriously, another plot twist? — Meghan Blistinsky

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that. -Aphrodite — P.C. Cast

Oh, seriously
how could you be miserable with twenty thingamabobs AND a snarfblat?! — John Bytheway

Australians, we've got a very healthy sense of humor in us. God forbid we take ourselves too seriously so it's kind of a cultural trait. — Rose Byrne

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny. — Roseanne Barr

I think everybody you know, we all have a sense of humor and I'm not one to take myself too seriously. — John Cena

I nodded as Peter turned to Donald and smile tha same smile as before. The one that said'you are seriously full of crap — Shelly Crane

What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. — William Zinsser

Seriously. Poor little me can deal with having mated a millionaire."
"Oh, you found someone else? With less money? — Vivian Arend

The first moment someone calls for a revolution is usually the last moment I take them seriously. — Chuck Klosterman

You're apologizing? Seriously, what happened to you? Have you been taken over by a pod person? — Dianne Duvall

Take life seriously but none of the people in it. — Kurt Vonnegut

Part of the appeal of the fantastic is taking ridiculous ideas very seriously and pretending they're not absurd. — China Mieville

Who is Incredible Hulk ?
..A monster man who took "Go Green" too seriously. — Gaurav Rao

Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously. — Dan Auerbach

Did you just seriously quote Grease? I think I'm gonna have to revoke your man card. — Elizabeth Sharp

We do not take humor seriously enough. — Konrad Lorenz

You have to have a sense of humor about it all. You can't take yourself too seriously. — Garth Stein

You don't need a search warrant to go through someone's trash. Seriously. Once it hits the curb it is totally fair game-you an look it up. — Ally Carter

I don't know if humor has a place for it but being light hearted does and not to take it too seriously. — John Assaraf

Seriously, who curses you with their dying breath and says, I hope your eye twitches! — Rick Riordan

I take very few people seriously, and I'm not one of them. — Cian Beirdd

Finally someone takes me seriously enough to ask for my word of honor, and it's a villain. — Sherwood Smith

HUMOR... I sprinkle that s#!t on EVERYTHING! — Tanya Masse

It's hard to take sex ed seriously when the teachers haven't even wiggled their stuff in this millennium. — Amber Kizer