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Still, waking up this early was just wrong. "Why can't people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?" I whined.
— Diana Rowland
Good morning!" my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. "I need my Angel to come out and play.
— Diana Rowland
It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?" I looked at him blankly. "Um ... what?"
He winked. "Keep the tip. — Diana Rowland
It's not necrophilia if she still has a pulse...
— Scott Jonathan Nixon
It's that there's some people in this world who you can just love and love no matter what.
— John Green
That is a zombie ... Holy fucking shit. That's a mother fucking zombie and this shit is real.
— Diana Rowland
he was left with the words going sour on his tongue.
— V.E Schwab
But then again, I was about as far from touchy-feely as you could get. Unless you're fucking me, don't put your hands on me.
— Diana Rowland
The Constitution doesn't mention rain.
— Joseph Brodsky
As much as we seek approval, we dread condemnation
— Dale Carnegie
Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces?
— Jeff O'Brien
If your heart is in love, you can do anything.
— Vanessa Paradis
I've got a closet full of tuxes, and I appreciate that, because one thing I don't like to do is shop.
— Jeff Bridges
She felt trapped, but she didn't have to. The world is wide open and ready, waiting for us to escape this bubble and join it.
— C.M. Stunich
Books, I read them for one reason and one reason only so that I can appear more educated than I actually am.
— Ken Scott
It's just like an alcoholic to think he's doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong.
— Michele W. Miller
Bad nights lead to better days
— Ryan Adams
