Humor And Strength Quotes

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger...unless it instead snaps your spine. Then it makes you a paraplegic. — Kelli Jae Baeli

Happy endings are for people that can't survive the alternative. What a bunch of wimps. — S.L.J. Shortt

In order to grow, I promise you'll have to let go of some habits. 10 times out of 10, they'll be the habits you're most in love with. — Brandi L. Bates

Humor is a second wind. — Marty Rubin

Girls can do anything boys can do in high heels! — Brooke Sachau

I have the Angela Jolie of vaginas. — Amy Poehler

Have nuts and be nuts. — Criss Jami

Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again. — Gillian Flynn

It's impossible to walk through solid rock ... You have to walk between the molecules that make up the rock. — J.M. Dattilo

I'll never be the size that has single digits and my thighs will always touch when I walk but I'm ok with that. — Sugar Jamison

This isn't a strength, Aunt True," I said, "but it's dark in here."
"That's because it's nighttime, you moron!" scoffed Danny. — Heather Vogel Frederick

Shit happens. You can either stand their and complain about the smell or you can wipe your shoe and keep walking. — Tommy Cotton

It is perhaps a sign of the strength of our republic that so few people feel the need to participate. That must be the reason. — Jon Stewart

Remember to remember: sometimes your adversary is your biggest asset. Where would David be without Goliath? Jesus without Judas? — Brandi L. Bates

Yup," Heather replied. "Some jackass tries to prick me and I'm gonna prick him right back! Leave the bottle, bucko. Save ya a trip. — Jacob D. Lochner

You see, at young age I had known how bitter taste like and it all started with a cup of brewed coffee. — Ymatruz

Humor is a show of both strength and of vulnerability: you are willing to make the first move but you are trusting in the response of your listener. — Gina Barreca

I'm not a size zero, I'll never be a size zero, and the number of fucks I give about that is zero. — Lauren Gallagher