Humor And Life Quotes
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Yes, life is hard, but it's not a bad way to pass the time. When all is said and done, I recommend it.
— Nury Vittachi
I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world.
— Tanit Phoenix
The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.
— Jerry Seinfeld
There are few things in life that are worth waking up to: sex, the dark spices of freshly brewed coffee and bacon.
— Dannika Dark
Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.
— Jesse Petersen
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
— Terry Pratchett
You don't know me well enough to know that I spend half my life saying stupid things and the other half apologizing for them, said Tedros.
— Soman Chainani
I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane.
— Jim Butcher
The truth is, I feel myself being fascinated and repelled by her: She's both a mirror of myself and a door to part of this island that I'm not.
— Maggie Stiefvater
With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Life is too short to give a fuck. Jump in the pool butt ass naked and do it up.
— Richard P. Denney
I have never voted in my life ... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.
— Magan Vernon
In sooth, thy life sounds passing strange and shitty.
— Austin Grossman
He was a glass half full kind of person and she was ... what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.
— Erin McCarthy
Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long
— Benny Bellamacina
THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me - not forever, but periodically.
— Janet Evanovich
Most creatures run when they sense danger. People grab a six-pack and a folding chair.
— Nenia Campbell
Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.
— Lois Greiman
I want to be around people whose goals in life are more than early retirement and a new double-wide.
— Max Mitchell
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life.
— Joseph Addison
It's okay to be sad. Everyone gets sad now and then. Even me.
— Nicholas Sparks
Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors.
— Nikola Tesla
I married my first husband for love, my second husband for adventure, and my third husband for laffs.
— Carolyn V. Hamilton
The difference between your crazy and my crazy is that you don't think you're crazy.
— Steve Maraboli
Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running
— Steve Aylett
When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.
— Adventure Time
After we deal and heal ... NOT A A SHRED OF EVIDENCE EXISTS THAT LIFE IS SERIOUS... Jan Marshall — Jan Marshall
If your life was complete, you'd be dead.
— Joshua Wisenbaker
I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap.
— Cassandra Duffy
If I had followed every urge I ever had, I would have had much more sex and killed a lot more people
— Tommy Cotton
A man can't talk of true happiness if he has never known true love - the trusting, selfless and unconditional love that I took for granted.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned by evolution and civilization.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest.
— Karen Blixen
Great books live longer than people.They are gonna bury us all. — Patricia Nedelea
If you have an old habit of competing and comparing yourself with others, then you are still living your life like a sperm. GROW UP!!
— Saurabh Sharma
The question is not how to survive, but how to thrive with passion, compassion, humor and style.
— Maya Angelou
Life is supposed to have ups and downs. But for me, it's been more like ups and downs ... and downs ... and downs.
— James Patterson
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
— Chuck Palahniuk
My life is worth living said the Scorpion and showed his sting.
— Kristian Goldmund Aumann
This is our life now: slaving away in thankless, monotonous jobs and spending half our salaries on fattening food.
— Katrina Ramos Atienza
Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Dad, is she serious?"John shrugged. "I argue with your Mama, I sleep on the couch and she doesn't feed me. So i dont argue with your mama. — Molly McAdams
Once upon a time,there was a Zen sign
at every small railway crossing in America
Stop. Look. And listen. — Dick Allen
All men have their frailties; and whoever looks for a friend without imperfections, will never find what he seeks.
— Cyrus The Great
I could spend the rest of my life writing and drawing books for kids and be a very happy man.
— Daniel Sean Kaye
If we really exist merely to fulfill God's plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Because being a smart-ass is always preferable to being a dumb-ass.
— Arlaina Tibensky
Lord, give me a sense of humor so that I may take some happiness from this life and share it with others.
— Thomas More
I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.
— Amy Summers
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
MJ never danced for humor, he danced because it was his life, and that's how he offered up his soul to this soulless world.
— Emrah Serbes
I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.
— Tanya Masse
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Welcome to the gates of heaven Adelia, and what did you do with your life? My Lord, I was a bishop's whore.
— Ariana Franklin
Life makes fun of us and we should help it.
— David Brandon
people don't generally believe themselves to be evil. Just strong. And they think that the world owes them something
— Mary Elizabeth Summer
Life is just so much fun and so filled with humor.
— Foster Friess
If I had but the time and you had but the brain
— Lewis Carroll
I wish I were like Facebook; being able to 'like' and 'share' everything I get.
— Ashok Kallarakkal
Do what you love and the zombies will follow.
— Jesse Petersen
There is something so INEVITABLE about seven-and-twenty; it is decidedly on the wrong side of the decade for a lady, particularly an unmarried one.
— Stephanie Barron
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful.
— Rashida Jones
He comes.And he comes
loaded
with noise pollution.
If I ever prayed for anything,
it was for a man
to shut up. — Casey Renee Kiser
With no reason to hide these words I feel, and no reason to talk about the books I read, but still, I do.
— Morrissey
Joy, humor, and laughter should be part of everyone's spiritual life. They are gifts from God and help us enjoy creation.
— James Martin
I HAVE A HEARTBURN AND DIAHREA AT THE MOMENTLIFE'S ABITCH. CHAT LATER?
[signed] SORE TUSH — Mitch Albom
Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off
— Gerard Way
Achieve everything and fail at the rest
— Benny Bellamacina
That's what keeps me alive, perversion and star quality.
— Russell Brand
When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)
— Henny Youngman
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!
— Charles Baudelaire
Life would be awfully grim and glum if I couldn't laugh at myself.
— Liesl Shurtliff