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Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I think I could create a cult, no

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I will never feel successful.

I will never feel successful. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking

I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard K. Stern: Anna [Nicole Smith] was very firm that the

Anna [Nicole Smith] was very firm that the Bahamas was her home, it's where she wanted to raise Dannielynn and she wanted Daniel to be near her. — Howard K. Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Mark Feuerstein: I love to listen to Howard Stern with

I love to listen to Howard Stern with the guy who drives me. — Mark Feuerstein

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I don't talk about my salary.

I don't talk about my salary. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Artie Lange: The Howard Stern Show is a big hit

The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons. — Artie Lange

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I think I'm probably a little too desperate

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I'm not looking for a paycheck.

I'm not looking for a paycheck. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: We all get one life to live here.

We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: Please, with the God talk. Hate to break

Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I really didn't know much about the Libertarians.

I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: Most of the things I do are misunderstood.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not? — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I believe we will start believing in God

I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me. — Jerry Seinfeld

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.

I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I'm on the air five hours, and I

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Eddie Trunk: Guys like Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly, Jim Rome,

Guys like Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly, Jim Rome, Bill Maher, those are the guys I love and respect as broadcasters. — Eddie Trunk

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I'm about being funny. If I can make

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: What a crazy idea to put me on

What a crazy idea to put me on a family show! — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: It's no treat being in bed with me.

It's no treat being in bed with me. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

I've come to appreciate other people's talents. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Don Imus: I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be. — Don Imus

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: Late night television is ready for someone like

Late night television is ready for someone like me ... standards have gone to an all-time low. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: Relationships are based on trust until you meet

Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I believe in censorship when it benefits me.

I believe in censorship when it benefits me. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I don't think there's one thing I've ever

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I didn't listen to executives.

I didn't listen to executives. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Jason Calacanis: In my next life, I would like to

In my next life, I would like to be Charlie Rose or Howard Stern or maybe something in between. — Jason Calacanis

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Ross Mathews: I'll talk to Howard Stern about anything. I

I'll talk to Howard Stern about anything. I listen to him every day. I love him. When you go on his show, you kind of have to be an open book. — Ross Mathews

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I've never come into anything successful before. I've

I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: This country (United States) has too many freedoms.

This country (United States) has too many freedoms. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I'm the voice of honesty.

I'm the voice of honesty. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: You've got to be a little vicious. You've

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I think people of lesser talent will become

I think people of lesser talent will become stars. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Stephen Root: I'm from New York, so I'm a big

I'm from New York, so I'm a big Howard Stern fan. — Stephen Root

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: There are a lot of so-called "good Americans"

There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: We've got a guy coming on who predicted

We've got a guy coming on who predicted a quake the last time on the show; I don't know what to make of this earthquake prediction stuff. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: 'The New York Times' list is a bunch

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I believe I am doing the work for

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: If you're a Christian you don't sit there

If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn't

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn't matter how many satellites you f
ing stick in the air. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: It's okay for a man to commit adultery

It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Brad Listi: I'm a radio nerd. I've loved radio since

I'm a radio nerd. I've loved radio since I was a kid. I'm a huge Howard Stern fan. — Brad Listi

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I will never vote Democrat again, they are

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I don't like being 50 and I don't

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Robert Greenblatt: I have throbbing headaches about a lot of

I have throbbing headaches about a lot of things, and Howard Stern isn't one of them. — Robert Greenblatt

Howard Stern Quotes By Vin Diesel: The only way anyone knows which girl I'm

The only way anyone knows which girl I'm with is if a one-night stand goes on 'Howard Stern.' — Vin Diesel

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I'm going to take over the world. Everyone

I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex?

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises
except for those of us who have vaginas. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: When you hire me, you hire a nut

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Jessica Hahn: Howard Stern was the only one that was

Howard Stern was the only one that was able to get through to me. — Jessica Hahn

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I still feel like I gotta prove something.

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.

Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Manny Pacheco: Reality Television is the 'Howard Stern-ation' of all

Reality Television is the 'Howard Stern-ation' of all that is bad with our media today — Manny Pacheco

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: I seem to be some sort of lightning

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern Quotes By Howard Stern: Here's what happens when you dieyou sit in

Here's what happens when you die
you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens. — Howard Stern