I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
— Howard Stern
I will never feel successful.
— Howard Stern
I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.
— Howard Stern
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Anna [Nicole Smith] was very firm that the Bahamas was her home, it's where she wanted to raise Dannielynn and she wanted Daniel to be near her.
— Howard K. Stern
I love to listen to Howard Stern with the guy who drives me.
— Mark Feuerstein
I don't talk about my salary.
— Howard Stern
The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.
— Artie Lange
I'm not looking for a paycheck.
— Howard Stern
I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
— Howard Stern
Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?
— Howard Stern
Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip. — Howard Stern
I think people of lesser talent will become stars. — Howard Stern
I'm from New York, so I'm a big Howard Stern fan. — Stephen Root
There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums. — Howard Stern
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern
We've got a guy coming on who predicted a quake the last time on the show; I don't know what to make of this earthquake prediction stuff. — Howard Stern
'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales. — Howard Stern
I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting. — Howard Stern
If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship. — Howard Stern
Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn't matter how many satellites you fing stick in the air. — Howard Stern
It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly. — Howard Stern
I'm a radio nerd. I've loved radio since I was a kid. I'm a huge Howard Stern fan. — Brad Listi
I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists. — Howard Stern
You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career. — Howard Stern
I have throbbing headaches about a lot of things, and Howard Stern isn't one of them. — Robert Greenblatt
The only way anyone knows which girl I'm with is if a one-night stand goes on 'Howard Stern.' — Vin Diesel
I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble. — Howard Stern
Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises except for those of us who have vaginas. — Howard Stern
My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing. — Howard Stern
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. — Howard Stern
Howard Stern was the only one that was able to get through to me. — Jessica Hahn
I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated. — Howard Stern
I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene. — Howard Stern
Reality Television is the 'Howard Stern-ation' of all that is bad with our media today — Manny Pacheco
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do. — Howard Stern
Here's what happens when you dieyou sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens. — Howard Stern
I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death. — Howard Stern
Late night television is ready for someone like me ... standards have gone to an all-time low. — Howard Stern
I've come to appreciate other people's talents. — Howard Stern
It's no treat being in bed with me. — Howard Stern
I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe. — Howard Stern
I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled. — Howard Stern
Guys like Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly, Jim Rome, Bill Maher, those are the guys I love and respect as broadcasters. — Eddie Trunk
What a crazy idea to put me on a family show! — Howard Stern
I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be. — Don Imus
Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new. — Howard Stern
I believe in censorship when it benefits me. — Howard Stern
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. — Howard Stern
Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny. — Howard Stern
I didn't listen to executives. — Howard Stern
In my next life, I would like to be Charlie Rose or Howard Stern or maybe something in between. — Jason Calacanis
I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised. — Howard Stern
I'll talk to Howard Stern about anything. I listen to him every day. I love him. When you go on his show, you kind of have to be an open book. — Ross Mathews
I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose. — Howard Stern
This country (United States) has too many freedoms. — Howard Stern
I'm the voice of honesty. — Howard Stern
