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Howard Stern Quotes & Sayings

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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves. — Howard Stern

I will never feel successful. — Howard Stern

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys. — Howard Stern

I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough. — Howard Stern

Anna [Nicole Smith] was very firm that the Bahamas was her home, it's where she wanted to raise Dannielynn and she wanted Daniel to be near her. — Howard K. Stern

I love to listen to Howard Stern with the guy who drives me. — Mark Feuerstein

I don't talk about my salary. — Howard Stern

The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons. — Artie Lange

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful. — Howard Stern

I'm not looking for a paycheck. — Howard Stern

We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd. — Howard Stern

Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God. — Howard Stern

I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that. — Howard Stern

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not? — Howard Stern

I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death. — Howard Stern

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me. — Jerry Seinfeld

I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled. — Howard Stern

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe. — Howard Stern

Guys like Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly, Jim Rome, Bill Maher, those are the guys I love and respect as broadcasters. — Eddie Trunk

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. — Howard Stern

What a crazy idea to put me on a family show! — Howard Stern

It's no treat being in bed with me. — Howard Stern

I've come to appreciate other people's talents. — Howard Stern

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be. — Don Imus

Late night television is ready for someone like me ... standards have gone to an all-time low. — Howard Stern

Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new. — Howard Stern

I believe in censorship when it benefits me. — Howard Stern

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene. — Howard Stern

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny. — Howard Stern

I didn't listen to executives. — Howard Stern

In my next life, I would like to be Charlie Rose or Howard Stern or maybe something in between. — Jason Calacanis

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised. — Howard Stern

I'll talk to Howard Stern about anything. I listen to him every day. I love him. When you go on his show, you kind of have to be an open book. — Ross Mathews

I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose. — Howard Stern

This country (United States) has too many freedoms. — Howard Stern

I'm the voice of honesty. — Howard Stern

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career. — Howard Stern

I think people of lesser talent will become stars. — Howard Stern

I'm from New York, so I'm a big Howard Stern fan. — Stephen Root

There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums. — Howard Stern

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern

We've got a guy coming on who predicted a quake the last time on the show; I don't know what to make of this earthquake prediction stuff. — Howard Stern

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales. — Howard Stern

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting. — Howard Stern

If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship. — Howard Stern

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn't matter how many satellites you f
ing stick in the air. — Howard Stern

It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly. — Howard Stern

I'm a radio nerd. I've loved radio since I was a kid. I'm a huge Howard Stern fan. — Brad Listi

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists. — Howard Stern

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death. — Howard Stern

I have throbbing headaches about a lot of things, and Howard Stern isn't one of them. — Robert Greenblatt

The only way anyone knows which girl I'm with is if a one-night stand goes on 'Howard Stern.' — Vin Diesel

I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble. — Howard Stern

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises
except for those of us who have vaginas. — Howard Stern

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing. — Howard Stern

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. — Howard Stern

Howard Stern was the only one that was able to get through to me. — Jessica Hahn

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated. — Howard Stern

Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip. — Howard Stern

Reality Television is the 'Howard Stern-ation' of all that is bad with our media today — Manny Pacheco

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do. — Howard Stern

Here's what happens when you die
you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens. — Howard Stern