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Horses Funny Quotes By Kim Meeder: For many young girls, having a horse of

For many young girls, having a horse of their own ranks high on the scale of importance, right up there with breathing. — Kim Meeder

Horses Funny Quotes By Zachary Cole Smith: I feel like every great record is like

I feel like every great record is like a world in itself. — Zachary Cole Smith

Horses Funny Quotes By Walter Moers: On horseback you feel as if you're moving

On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. — Walter Moers

Horses Funny Quotes By Lao-Tzu: We try to grasp it, and do not

We try to grasp it, and do not get hold of it, and we name it 'the Subtle. — Lao-Tzu

Horses Funny Quotes By Boy George: I'm much more interested in working and getting

I'm much more interested in working and getting on with my music. — Boy George

Horses Funny Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: The Scarlet Pimpernel is the most over-rated human

The Scarlet Pimpernel is the most over-rated human being since Judas Iscariot won the A.D.31 'Best Disciple' competition. — Rowan Atkinson

Horses Funny Quotes By Corrie Ten Boom: I looked on Jesus and the dove of

I looked on Jesus and the dove of peace entered my heart. I looked at the dove of peace; and lo ... off he went. — Corrie Ten Boom

Horses Funny Quotes By Ernest Shackleton: After months of want and hunger, we suddenly

After months of want and hunger, we suddenly found ourselves able to have meals fit for the gods, and with appetites the gods might have envied. — Ernest Shackleton

Horses Funny Quotes By Joel Barnett, Baron Barnett: When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're

When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much. — Joel Barnett, Baron Barnett

Horses Funny Quotes By Dennis Prager: I would bet that the average teenager in

I would bet that the average teenager in this country has not used the word 'wisdom' in the past year — Dennis Prager

Horses Funny Quotes By Adlai E. Stevenson II: It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. — Adlai E. Stevenson II

Horses Funny Quotes By Diana Hollingsworth Gessler: Ladies glisten, men perspire, horses sweat.-Early Nun Quote,

Ladies glisten, men perspire, horses sweat.

-Early Nun Quote, The Old Ursuline Convent (1727)
New Orleans, LA — Diana Hollingsworth Gessler

Horses Funny Quotes By Cuthbert Soup: You can lead a horse to water, but

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving. — Cuthbert Soup

Horses Funny Quotes By Charles Ritz: Saltwater fishing is only for the strong man

Saltwater fishing is only for the strong man with a hard stomach. It's like sex after lunch. — Charles Ritz

Horses Funny Quotes By Mary J. Blige: I believe there are certain things that God

I believe there are certain things that God uses to get us out of a bad situation, and I believe music was one of the things he used for me. — Mary J. Blige

Horses Funny Quotes By Bill Bryson: (his house at Stowe, in Buckinghamshire, had nine

(his house at Stowe, in Buckinghamshire, had nine of the first flush toilets in England), — Bill Bryson