Jeff Dunham Quotes
Top 37 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jeff Dunham
Jeff Dunham Famous Quotes & Sayings
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![Jeff Dunham quotes: My goal in any show is to make people laugh. That's the No. 1 thing. Everything else pales in comparison to that. Jeff Dunham quotes: My goal in any show is to make people laugh. That's the No. 1 thing. Everything else pales in comparison to that.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-1495604.jpg)
![Jeff Dunham quotes: I'm not trying to teach anybody anything, I'm not trying to say anything, I have no political motive whatsoever. My motive is just the big laugh. Jeff Dunham quotes: I'm not trying to teach anybody anything, I'm not trying to say anything, I have no political motive whatsoever. My motive is just the big laugh.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-762386.jpg)
![Jeff Dunham quotes: A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage, and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live show. Jeff Dunham quotes: A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage, and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live show.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-1738961.jpg)
![Jeff Dunham quotes: I'm a pretty good ventriloquist, but it's the entertainment value and the laughs that keep people sitting there and wanting more. Jeff Dunham quotes: I'm a pretty good ventriloquist, but it's the entertainment value and the laughs that keep people sitting there and wanting more.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-2144219.jpg)
![Jeff Dunham quotes: I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.' Jeff Dunham quotes: I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.'](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-208043.jpg)
![Jeff Dunham quotes: Walter: Do you see this lovely young lady sitting right here in the front row? Do you see her? Do you see her?Jeff: Yeah.Walter: Oh well! Jeff Dunham quotes: Walter: Do you see this lovely young lady sitting right here in the front row? Do you see her? Do you see her?Jeff: Yeah.Walter: Oh well!](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-1073932.jpg)
Jeff: Yeah.
Walter: Oh well!
![Jeff Dunham quotes: Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it. Jeff Dunham quotes: Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-1388819.jpg)
![Jeff Dunham quotes: Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. Jeff Dunham quotes: Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-1550308.jpg)
![Jeff Dunham quotes: I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist. Jeff Dunham quotes: I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-1947586.jpg)
![Jeff Dunham quotes: When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show. Jeff Dunham quotes: When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-1966827.jpg)
![Jeff Dunham quotes: Most people when they have autobiographies, they're not autobiographies, they're biographies written by a ghost writer. Jeff Dunham quotes: Most people when they have autobiographies, they're not autobiographies, they're biographies written by a ghost writer.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-498007.jpg)
![Jeff Dunham quotes: Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.Jeff Dunham: Who's there?Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you! Jeff Dunham quotes: Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.Jeff Dunham: Who's there?Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you!](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-528480.jpg)
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you!
![Jeff Dunham quotes: There are not that many ventriloquists out there who build their own characters. I love that because they are uniquely mine. Jeff Dunham quotes: There are not that many ventriloquists out there who build their own characters. I love that because they are uniquely mine.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-630526.jpg)
![Jeff Dunham quotes: Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar... Jeff: No no no no no Achmed: You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard. Jeff Dunham quotes: Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar... Jeff: No no no no no Achmed: You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-652159.jpg)
Jeff: No no no no no
Achmed: You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard.
![Jeff Dunham quotes: I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny. Jeff Dunham quotes: I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-765922.jpg)
![Jeff Dunham quotes: The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what's the problem with that? There isn't any. Jeff Dunham quotes: The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what's the problem with that? There isn't any.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jeff-dunham-quotes-821392.jpg)