Holiday Shopping Quotes

No, I don't read the papers. I just look at the pictures. — Serena Williams

Three mantras you should never say: (1) I don't know. (2) I'm not ready. (3) I can't do it. W — Yogi Bhajan

Reversing roles sometimes is good. I'll free you from having to be in control all the time. I'll take you places you've never been. — Scarlet Risque

Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA). — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Two abysses, gentlemen of the jury, remember that Karamazov can contemplate two abysses, and both at the same time. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I enjoy shopping and going on holiday. — Tamara Ecclestone

Auditioning is always so different for different things. — Josh Hutcherson

Roses have both petals and thorns, my dark flower. You needn't believe something weak because it appears delicate. Show the world your bravery. — Kerri Maniscalco

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning. — Andy Borowitz

Wow. Death by books. That would have been some way to go. — Beth Reekles

This kind of detail impressed me. It suggested a whole life of marvelous, elaborate decadence that attracted me like a magnet. — Sylvia Plath

Try to build bridges of understanding. Don't build higher barriers of misunderstanding. — Dale Carnegie

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve. — David Letterman

The weddings that I've been in have been pretty mellow. — Kristen Wiig