Hillarious Quotes: top 23 famous quotes about Hillarious

Hillarious Quotes & Sayings

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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. — Joan Rivers

It is the false shame of fools to try to conceal wounds that have not healed. — Horace

The hardest times to choose love are the very times when you can most grow spiritually. In fact, they are the only times you can grow spiritually! — Gary Zukav

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers

I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry. — Joan Rivers

A creditor is worst than a master; for a master owns only your physical presence, whereas a creditor owns your dignity and may affront it. — Victor Hugo

She's so fat, she's my two best friends. — Joan Rivers

A bruising love where every pat was just this side of a slap. The love one has for something always beneath you. — Joe Abercrombie

I can't set my hopes too high,
'Cause every hello ends with a goodbye. — Demi Lovato

Soft and silent as a new moon, a smile drifted across her face. — Haruki Murakami

While childhood, and while dreams, producing childhood, shall be left, imagination shall not have spread her holy wings totally to fly the earth. — Charles Lamb

When People in sales are at work, they are at war. — Honeya

So true it is that man proposes and God disposes. — Abraham Lincoln

Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u.. — Honeya

I myself am a very nonviolent person and only resort to violence when I absolutely have to. — Steven Seagal

Alone with Giddon again, Bitterblue considered him, rather liking the mud streaks on his face. He looked like a handsome sunken rowboat. — Kristin Cashore

It really is a very odd business that all of us, to varying degrees, have music in our heads. — Oliver Sacks

By putting the first-person point of view in a naturalistic perspective, I believe that we may genuinely come to understand it for the first time. — Hilary Kornblith

If there be a God, I think he would like me to paint Africa British-Red as possible. — Cecil Rhodes

As he puts it, he was reborn in a coal chute, so he can't look down on anyone now. — Lia Habel

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy? — David Spade

How careful she always was with books: they had been her companions, her entertainment, and her only window to the outside world. — Lisa Kleypas

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof. — Joan Rivers