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Mankind is made of two kinds of people: wise people who know they're fools, and fools who think they are wise.
— Socrates
The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence.
— Bauvard
We are like trees. We wear all colors naturally.
— Claude McKay
I think it's because with sex you're trusting someone to make you feel good, but an embrace says you're trusting someone to make you feel safe.
— Jewel E. Ann
I have a very hard time with confrontation in my own life, and I end up being way too nice.
— Missi Pyle
Doubt frees us from illusions of having captured God in a creed; it calls into question every religious symbol.
— Ian G. Barbour
Sure! Why should any experts be the arbiters ... That's like telling someone they can't be a vegetarian.
— Virginia Johnson
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
— Alan Perlis
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
— Edsger Dijkstra
Did he know that he was the dream come true a girl like me would never dare to dream?
— Kristen Ashley
Software sucks because users demand it to.
— Nathan Myhrvold
Ye're about as Irish as a plastic paddy
— A. Zavarelli
Every calm and quiet place is the true temple of the wise man!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan