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You Sure this is it?" I said. "It looks empty.""Empty? No way, there's loads of shit in there," worm replied — Ransom Riggs
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.
— George Carlin
Motown, Motown, that's my era. Those are my people.
— Hillary Clinton
Don't threaten me with a good time.
— Michael Anthony
I think it's hilarious when middle-aged white men try to take themselves seriously. It makes me laugh.
— Chris Bauer
Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen
— Olivia Cunning
I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.
— J. B. Smoove
In my mind, I'm hilarious, so I would love to do some comedy. But, I'm not exactly sure my perspective is a healthy one.
— Timothy Olyphant
I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade
— Jeaniene Frost
My commentary's hilarious, not witty.
— Richelle Mead
Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.
— Demetri Martin
- Why did blondes vote for Clinton? - They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious! — Bryanna Reid
In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite love his accent.
— Paris Hilton
But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.
— Wayne White
Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?
— John Kennedy Toole
'South Park' is so hilarious ... I remember when it first came out: that show changed television forever.
— Blake Anderson
Damn, is this bitch a crackhead vampire? She stays up all night. In the morning you're looking at her like, did you ever go to sleep?
— Sister Souljah
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson
That sun is lookin' good ... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.
— Tom Bergeron
I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.
— Arthur Smith
Oh, how I longed to burst through the doors and go walking through the streets, with my hands open, like weapons!
— Marcel Bealu
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really.
— Vladimir Putin
No one has ever honestly said, "I hate that this joke exists, even though it's clearly hilarious." It
— Chuck Klosterman
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
— Mark Twain
A peevish self-willed harlotry it is.*She's a stubborn little brat.* — William Shakespeare
I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay.
— Lady Gaga
What the - who the - what the fucking fuck?
— L.A. Gilbert
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
While I'm trying to be a villain, Tyler Posey's just making me break character all the time. It's hilarious.
— Colton Haynes
The alien in my uncle hand obviously taken full control. Soon, it would claw its way out of his stomach and tap dance across my bed
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Terrorism is just a whole other level of anger management issues.
— Thisuri Wanniarachchi
I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
— Daniel Craig
Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes 'say masturbate, it'll be hilarious'.
— Anna Kendrick
But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore.
— Jonathan Dunne
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise
— Jeaniene Frost
You own your own island?Doesn't every Greek tycoon? — Lynne Graham
A hilarious, honest, heartfelt look at what it means to take on a family that isn't your own ... Izzy Rose rocks it.
— Maria Dahvana Headley
He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.
— James Dashner
Shakira is a new friend, but I love her dearly already. She's so sweet and adorable and hilarious.
— Adam Levine
Jokes are hilarious only when you take them unreal and dreamlike, otherwise it becomes painful. So I always live otherworldly ...
— Saket Assertive
Wake up & Smell The Hot Chocolate ! ~ Eddie Havens
— Susan Wiggs
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious.
— Stephanie March
Promises are like assholes," Elsbeth pipes up. "They stink when you put your nose in them.
— Jake Bible
I hope you're getting this down.
— Woody Allen
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I had one of those ideas I do sometimes get, though admittedly a chump of the premier class.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I was a huge fan of 'Arrested Development,' and there's just something it tickles in me and it's bright and it's hilarious.
— Keri Russell
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You can be a homicidal madman and hilarious at the same time, you know,
— Michael Buckley
A few glasses of wine can be the difference between finding a man a hilarious companion or an insufferable moron.
— Joe Abercrombie
Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.
— Rob Delaney
We are saved gratis, by grace. We do nothing and we deserve nothing; it is all, absolutely and without qualification, one huge, hilarious gift.
— Robert Farrar Capon
So many hilarious scenes and seductions!
— Dennis McKay
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
Michael, don't," Eve said. "He won't hurt us." Andeveryone rolled their eyes at that. Even Jason, which was borderline hilarious.
— Rachel Caine
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
— Zach Galifianakis
Has that obscenely rich fucker upset you again?
— E.L. James
Unintentional foreshadowing is unintentionally hilarious.
— Sarah Wendell
I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.
— Aziz Ansari
They can't denied who I am.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
If you've ever been there, you've never forgotten. The feeling is as haunting and familiar as the smell of a junior high school locker room.
— Frank E. Peretti
Nothing like a bit of flattery to grease the wheels.
— Lindsey Kelk
A hard penis has no conscience.
— Matthew Hardy
How did I know? Paul, I've known since you were eight and I caught you masturbating in front of the TV to Bo and Luke Duke.
— Heidi Cullinan
It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.
— P.G. Wodehouse
