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When you exclude anything that is improbable, whatever is left, is not as hilarious. — Oleg Medvedkov

Don't threaten me with a good time. — Michael Anthony

She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen — Olivia Cunning

- Why did blondes vote for Clinton?
- They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious! — Bryanna Reid

But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred. — Wayne White

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is ... beastly. — Victoria Scott

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin — S.C. Stephens

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger. — Derek Landy

Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious. — Cassandra Clare

That shower thing was hilarious," he said when I finished.
"It was irresponsible! Why can't anyone see that?"
"But that bitch had it coming. — Richelle Mead

Chubi, rhymes with booby, which you don't have, or doodie, which your face looks like, she said smugly, leaning back and making her chair squeak. — Kim Harrison

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM! — Rick Riordan

I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. — Dave Matthes

Smiles are a funny thing
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious. — Bill Burr

Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it's too crowded. — Sol Luckman

Daddy was hilarious. He could take the most mundane event and tell it so that we all on the floor laughing. He trained me in the joys of humor. — Karen DeCrow

Serena had to cross her legs: in moments of dire amusement her bladder tended to play tricks. — A.P.

The majority of boys think the highest form of creativity is weeing a pattern into snow. — Beth Garrod

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just ... wrong. On so many levels. — Emma Chase

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Lex Martin

Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty. — Merritt Patterson

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

The most hilarious person ever is God — Alzenati Zenati

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Terrorism is just a whole other level of anger management issues. — Thisuri Wanniarachchi

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them. — Rick Riordan

Hilarious, insightful, and smart. A must-read for anyone who wears clothes. — Chelsea Handler

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

So, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!! — Brian Regan

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Come on sweetheart, wet your whistle, my little inanimate hussy." ~Steve — Lucian Bane