Hilarious Humor Quotes
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Hilarious Humor Quotes & Sayings
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When you exclude anything that is improbable, whatever is left, is not as hilarious.
— Oleg Medvedkov
Don't threaten me with a good time.
— Michael Anthony
She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it.
— Kayti McGee
Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen
— Olivia Cunning
- Why did blondes vote for Clinton? - They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious! — Bryanna Reid
But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.
— Wayne White
No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is ... beastly.
— Victoria Scott
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson
Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin
— S.C. Stephens
He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.
— Derek Landy
Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.
— Cassandra Clare
That shower thing was hilarious," he said when I finished. "It was irresponsible! Why can't anyone see that?"
"But that bitch had it coming. — Richelle Mead
Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
— Rick Riordan
I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.
— Dave Matthes
Smiles are a funny thingand laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser
Serena had to cross her legs: in moments of dire amusement her bladder tended to play tricks.
— A.P.
The majority of boys think the highest form of creativity is weeing a pattern into snow.
— Beth Garrod
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just ... wrong. On so many levels.
— Emma Chase
Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty.
— Merritt Patterson
Hmmm ... that's interesting.""What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy
The most hilarious person ever is God
— Alzenati Zenati
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Terrorism is just a whole other level of anger management issues.
— Thisuri Wanniarachchi
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
