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I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.
— Ryan Stiles
Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
— H.L. Mencken
My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good.
— Robert Parish
I will admit to fucking a zucchini when I was in high school. For years I thought I was a vegesexual.
— Daryl Gregory
In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Divorce runs high these days, but I'm an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular.
— Bauvard
Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless.
— Kim Harrison
Don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male
— Keisha Keenleyside
I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'
— Bruce Baum
Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number.
— Jaclyn Moriarty
So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not?
— K.A. Mitchell
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math.
— Dat Phan
To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture.
— Anatole France
I had died and woken up in High School Musical
— Jamie McGuire
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society.
— G.G. Silverman
The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.
— Will Ferrell
I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high.
— Ricky Williams
I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs.
— Iliza Shlesinger
I don't know how high I went, I don't wanna know. Heights are not my favorite thing. It makes my balls go in my throat just thinking about it.
— Chris Kyle
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.
— Vanessa Bayer
When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad at the same time.
— Sophie Wu
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.
— Bob Hope
Hmmm. Someone has a high opinion of himself. Comes with being royalty, I suppose. Like funny hats and a fondness for beheadings.
— Brandon Sanderson