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High 5 Funny Quotes By Ryan Stiles: I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. — Ryan Stiles

High 5 Funny Quotes By Anne Gracie: I could still box your ears.""Nonsense," he scoffed.

I could still box your ears."
"Nonsense," he scoffed. "You couldn't reach that high. — Anne Gracie

High 5 Funny Quotes By H.L. Mencken: Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. — H.L. Mencken

High 5 Funny Quotes By Robert Parish: My father taught me a good lesson: Don't

My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good. — Robert Parish

High 5 Funny Quotes By Daryl Gregory: I will admit to fucking a zucchini when

I will admit to fucking a zucchini when I was in high school. For years I thought I was a vegesexual. — Daryl Gregory

High 5 Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: In high school, when I played football I

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop. — Rodney Dangerfield

High 5 Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Divorce runs high these days, but I'm an

Divorce runs high these days, but I'm an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular. — Bauvard

High 5 Funny Quotes By Kim Harrison: Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies,

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

High 5 Funny Quotes By Keisha Keenleyside: Don't make me throw my boot at you,

Don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male — Keisha Keenleyside

High 5 Funny Quotes By Bruce Baum: I don't kill flies but I like to

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' — Bruce Baum

High 5 Funny Quotes By Jaclyn Moriarty: Brookfield High School. How may I direct your

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. — Jaclyn Moriarty

High 5 Funny Quotes By K.A. Mitchell: So does that mean if you won't fuck

So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not? — K.A. Mitchell

High 5 Funny Quotes By Dat Phan: I knew comedy was the thing for me

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan

High 5 Funny Quotes By Anatole France: To die for an idea is to set

To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture. — Anatole France

High 5 Funny Quotes By Andrew Bogut: We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against

We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. — Andrew Bogut

High 5 Funny Quotes By Jamie McGuire: I had died and woken up in High

I had died and woken up in High School Musical — Jamie McGuire

High 5 Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Eulberg: Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse

Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. — Elizabeth Eulberg

High 5 Funny Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: There had to be a circle of Hell

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles. — Laurell K. Hamilton

High 5 Funny Quotes By G.G. Silverman: I never intended to become a zombie huntress;

I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society. — G.G. Silverman

High 5 Funny Quotes By Will Ferrell: The funny guy doesn't get the girl until

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have. — Will Ferrell

High 5 Funny Quotes By Ricky Williams: I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed

I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high. — Ricky Williams

High 5 Funny Quotes By Iliza Shlesinger: I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school.

I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger

High 5 Funny Quotes By Marc Maron: The way I figure it, if you can't

The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win. — Marc Maron

High 5 Funny Quotes By Chris Kyle: I don't know how high I went, I

I don't know how high I went, I don't wanna know. Heights are not my favorite thing. It makes my balls go in my throat just thinking about it. — Chris Kyle

High 5 Funny Quotes By Vanessa Bayer: Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer

High 5 Funny Quotes By Sophie Wu: When you are 15, everything is such high

When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad at the same time. — Sophie Wu

High 5 Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. — Will Rogers

High 5 Funny Quotes By Bob Hope: The high point of the act is when

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent. — Bob Hope

High 5 Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Hmmm. Someone has a high opinion of himself.

Hmmm. Someone has a high opinion of himself. Comes with being royalty, I suppose. Like funny hats and a fondness for beheadings. — Brandon Sanderson

High 5 Funny Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: Do you remember that kid that had sex

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing. — Zach Galifianakis