Hemorrhoids Quotes
Collection of top 23 famous quotes about Hemorrhoids
Hemorrhoids Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Hemorrhoids quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Throwing up was no big deal. It was a lot less painful than hemorrhoids or tooth decay, and more refined than diarrhea
— Haruki Murakami
I've stopped watching TV news. They couldn't pay me enough money.
— Peter Diamandis
Life is a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing.
— Glen David Gold
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress
— Tom Coburn
Suck my hemorrhoids!
— Brian K. Vaughan
If our focus is whether our wants are met, it is almost impossible to remain thankful. Let's be thankful that our needs have been met!
— Assegid Habtewold
(Dixie from Slices These Yankees are like hemorrhoids, but at least in Alabama when they come down, they eventually go on back up.
— D.B. Woodling
Nothing is ever so expensive as what is offered for free.
— Viet Thanh Nguyen
Generations do not age. Every youth of any period, any civilization, has the same possibilities as always.
— Cesare Pavese
In a perfectly designed world - one with no history - we would not have to suffer everything from hemorrhoids to cancer.
— Neil Shubin
I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.
— Rodney Dangerfield
You sure that's the only reason you called?
— Alice Clayton
You can't get decent Mexican food in DC.
— Michael Crichton