Helen Fielding Quotes
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Am going to cook shepherd's pie for them all - British home cooking.
— Helen Fielding
Backlash, actually, by Susan Faludi,
— Helen Fielding
You can't be ironic about dead people.
— Helen Fielding
That is such crap. How dare you be so fraudulently flirtatious, cowardly and dysfunctional? I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage. Goodbye.
— Helen Fielding
Alcohol units: 5. Drowning sorrows. Cigarettes: 23. Fumigating sorrows. Calories: 3,856. Smothering sorrows in fat duvet.
— Helen Fielding
Bet I will become known as brilliant cook and hostess
— Helen Fielding
Singletons should not have to explain themselves all the time but should have anaccepted status - like geisha girls do — Helen Fielding
I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage.
— Helen Fielding
I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself.
— Helen Fielding
I like you very much. Just as you are.
— Helen Fielding
Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs ... Mum ... Hi.
— Helen Fielding
Is it just me or is Sunday a bizarre night for a first date? All wrong, like Saturday morning or Monday at 2 p.m.
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E were always taught, instead of waiting to be swept off our feet, to 'expect little, forgive much'.
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Bad enough when a man wanted to touch but could only look. Worse yet when he'd touched and not even noticed.
— Helen Fielding
The point is you are supposed to vote for the principle of the thing, not the itsy-bitsy detail about this percent and that percent.
— Helen Fielding
It was technological and black and thin and therefore Evil, but ... it was also a book.
— Helen Fielding
I will not be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect ... instead I choose Chaka Khan ... and vodka ... Bridget Jones
— Helen Fielding
Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me.
— Helen Fielding
I mean, I haven't rushed to the answerphone once to see if anyone's aware of my existence in the world!
— Helen Fielding
Emotional fuckwittage
— Helen Fielding
Roxster, my photo is of an egg.
— Helen Fielding
Why does turning on a TV these days require three remotes with ninety buttons? Why?
— Helen Fielding
We cannot avoid pain, we cannot avoid loss. Contentment comes from the ease and flexibility with which we move through change.
— Helen Fielding
Should Never,Ever have got involved with Men again. Had completely forgotten the nightmare of 'Why hasn't he called
— Helen Fielding
Age of rationing ended some time ago and is now space rather than possessions which is in short supply.
— Helen Fielding
One must not live one's life through men but must be complete on oneself as a woman of substance.
— Helen Fielding
But the thing about having kids is: you can't go to pieces; you just have to keep going.
— Helen Fielding
HARHARBLOODY HAR. Put that in your pipe hole and smoke it, society!
— Helen Fielding
I am brave, though I am alone.
— Helen Fielding
Oh, darling, you can't go around with that tatty green canvas thing. You look like some sort of Mary Poppins person who's fallen on hard times.
— Helen Fielding
Sink into morbid, cynical reflection on how much romantic heartbreak is to do with ego and miffed pride rather than actual loss
— Helen Fielding
Where is the tuna? Where? Where?
— Helen Fielding
When he's hot, he's hot; when he's not, he's not. But at least there is always food
— Helen Fielding
Our culture is too obsessed with outward appearance, age and status. Love is what matters.
— Helen Fielding
Maybe will go to yoga and become more flexible. Or maybe will go out with friends and get plastered.
— Helen Fielding
Call me old-fashioned, but I did read in Glamour that one's shorts should always be longer than one's vagina.
— Helen Fielding
It occurred to me that if Africa needed us, sometimes we needed Africa a great deal more.
— Helen Fielding
I like you very much. Just as you are. Mark Darcy, Bridget Jones
— Helen Fielding
I've had a lot of books rejected in my time. My first novel, which didn't get published, was, with hindsight, crashingly dull.
— Helen Fielding
It is horrid to smirk.
— Helen Fielding
Women today are bombarded with so many messages, like we should have Naomi Campbell's body and Madeleine Albright's career.
— Helen Fielding
The whole bloody world's got a commitment problem.It's the three-minute culture. It's a global attention-span deficit. — Helen Fielding
Is the whole world doomed to emotional trauma?
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You only get one life. I've just made a decision to change things a bit and spend what's left of mine looking after me for a change.
— Helen Fielding
My books have all generated controversy.
— Helen Fielding
As Oscar Wilde says, thirty-five is the perfect age for a woman, so much so that many women have decided to adopt it for the rest of their lives.
— Helen Fielding
Girls are so much nicer than men (apart from Tom-but homosexual).
— Helen Fielding
I certainly think I'll end up writing about America in some form. I've taken plenty of notes. I like America very much.
— Helen Fielding
It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals.
— Helen Fielding
I will not Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week.
— Helen Fielding
Oh God, what's wrong with me? Why does nothing ever work out?
— Helen Fielding
It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.
— Helen Fielding
I keep telling you, nobody wants legs like a stick insect. They want a bottom they can park in a bike in and balance a pint of beer on.
— Helen Fielding
Nobody wants to be racist and I think that most people aren't.
— Helen Fielding
But if you are single the last thing you want is your best friend forming a functional relationship with somebody else.
— Helen Fielding
You see, things being good has nothing to do with how you feel outside, it is all to do with how you are inside.
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mascara-ing her eyelashes with her mouth wide open (necessity of open mouth during mascara application great unexplained mystery of nature). "Don't
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Bridget. Sleeping with a twenty-nine year old off Twitter on the second date is not 'rather like in Jane Austen's day'. (Talitha)
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This sort of, arrogant individualism which imagines each new generation can somehow create the world afresh.
— Helen Fielding
Eventually, I manage to cheer Mum up by allowing her to go through my wardrobe and criticize all my clothes ...
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