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I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
— Isla Fisher
Nope. That's my line. This is my boyfriend's house, which makes that my line, exclusively. Where is he?
— Becca Fitzpatrick
Obviously he wants Nola to think he's an upstanding boyfriend, but the only girlfriend Loren Hale will ever treat well is his bottle of bourbon.
— Krista Ritchie
Who gets the change?" the clerk asked. "You or ... your fella?"Oh, he's not my boyfriend," I said. "He's my mother. — Wally Lamb
No, tell him I'm going to spend the day with a new boyfriend." He didn't need to know I was referring to a new book boyfriend.
— Tabatha Vargo
He loved her when she was angry. And he was convinced it was because she was her most honest in those moments. ~Ruin
— Lucian Bane
I think he's Annie/Amy's boyfriend by the way he looks at her - like they're in on something together. Life, maybe.
— Colleen Hoover
I went to prom with my boyfriend, but after the dance he left me at a party all by myself. It was awful!
— Crystal Reed
He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend.
— Lauren Alaina
My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.
— Jessica Zafra
He had a way of taking your hand which made it clear he'd have to be the one to let go."From Alice Hoffman's "Local Girls", pg.102. — Alice Hoffman
I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so cute.
— J.M. Colail
If my battery-operated boyfriend could talk, he's probably say I was smothering him.
— Priscilla West
In high school, it was all about popularity, being with the boyfriend and all the girls thinking he's cute.
— Ashley Tisdale
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
— Charlaine Harris
It means that he looks like my boyfriend, but I don't say it out loud.
— Janet Evanovich
No. Freud said it best, I think, when he said, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Sometimes your mother's boyfriend is just a loser
— Nenia Campbell
My first boyfriend that I ever had, actually sang a song that he wrote for me on-stage to ask me out. That was pretty romantic.
— Aubrey Plaza
I'm not a sexy person. I'm OK with it. I've never been the sexy girl. Whenever I've had a boyfriend, he's always been like, 'Oh, you're cute.'
— Lauren Conrad
My boyfriend loves golf and he is good at it but I am not that great at it. It drives me nuts, but I'm super competitive and I always want to win.
— Danica Patrick
Unfortunately, now that Langston has a boyfriend again, he has forgotten all about me.
— Rachel Cohn
Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?""In the subcategory of Completely Awesome. — Rachel Caine
Okay," Juke said. "Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems.
— Ilona Andrews
He's so pretty it hurts.
— Alex Rosa
I have the sexiest, sweetest, most amazing boyfriend on the planet who's not afraid to kick his ass if he gets out of line.
— Beth Ehemann
Stanton emerged from the shadows. "So your brother thinks you need a boyfriend?"he teased. "Stop.
— Lynne Ewing
There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.
— Greg Behrendt
Cynda and her current crazy boyfriend. This one was a nude painter. He didn't paint nudes, he painted in the nude.
— Tracy Ewens
Why does he have to be my boyfriend? Are you inferior if you don't have a boyfriend? Why does everybody have to be in love with somebody?
— Ann Brashares
