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Not only did he have the body of a Greek fucking god, but his smile, his eyes, and his laugh lit my life.
— Adriane Leigh
But I long to have a really good time for once and to laugh so hard it hurts. We're stuck in this house like lepers,
— Anne Frank
Temptation likes best those who think they have a natural immunity, for it may laugh all the harder when they succumb.
— Catherynne M Valente
A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh.
— Gilbert Highet
I love to have a laugh. I like to tease people.
— Anthony Hopkins
We have gotten so use to humor being something nasty and offensive that we started to believe that was the only way to get a laugh.
— John Patrick Hickey
They really cut to the chase in the urologist's examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office were a movie, it would have been rated R.
— Mike Birbiglia
All you earnest young men out to save the world ... please, have a laugh.
— Reinhold Niebuhr
I like women who can throw a ball and laugh loud and have some spine, and I like men who don't mind cooking dinner.
— Paula Cole
The power to make people laugh is also a power, so women have been kept out of comedy. Polls
— Gloria Steinem
I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane.
— Jim Butcher
I have made many mistakes and done a lot of foolish things, but when I look back on the person I was, I feel affection for him and laugh at him.
— Thomas Moore
God probably thinks it's worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the rubbish bits that are wrong with us.
— Allison Pearson
I've been a poser for f
ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly
ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly
I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along.
— Ron Shock
The women I know who have gone through breast cancer still laugh a lot. They're not crying all day.
— Monica Potter
It's such an act of optimism to get through a day and enjoy it and laugh and do all that without thinking about death. What spirit human beings have!
— Gilda Radner
Great is a person that can laugh at their troubles ... for they have found an avenue to help them rise above their despair.
— Timothy Pina
I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
— Steven Wright
The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.
— Brett Favre
I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.
— David Cross
Darling" she said with a small laugh "Love doesn't have anything to do with this."
"It has very thing to do with it!" I exclaimed. — Richelle Mead
"It has very thing to do with it!" I exclaimed. — Richelle Mead
If I were a candy bar I'd want to be a snicker, because then I'd have the last laugh!!
— Neil Leckman
Fame comes and fame goes, but you have to be able to laugh about yourself and to take it with a grain of salt.
— Khloe Kardashian
I do have pleasure when I'm writing. I mean, I'm aware of pleasure. And sometimes I make myself laugh, with a joke or something; or I feel gleeful.
— Peter Schjeldahl
I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question. It was a gift from God.
— Buddy Hackett
I laughed, "I don't have a CHANCE IN HELL of ever turning COLE DRIVER GAY. He's straighter than NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.
— Giorge Leedy
I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.
— Yvette Nicole Brown
Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.
— Bob Hope
I have a great desire to make people smile - not laugh. Laughter is too aggressive. People bare their teeth.
— Muriel Spark
To manage to smile and have a good laugh in the midst of difficult times makes you look younger.
— Euginia Herlihy
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
— Marjorie Pay Hinckley
You have a laugh line; don't accentuate it. You get a bigger laugh.
— Dick Van Patten
They talk on about death, about boredom, they drink wine, they laugh, they have a good time, they are happy.
— Milan Kundera
I have no idea where to take a girl on a date. Sandor cuts short a laugh. We sit in silence, both of us pondering.
— Pittacus Lore
Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very comforting to laugh.
— Marc Maron
I'm a happy, happy person. I laugh. I'm not angry. I'm only disgusted with a few people in the world that I have to see. But I'm not angry at all.
— Josh Smith
So start your day on a delightful footing. Laugh, play and give thanks for all you have.
— Robin S. Sharma
When you have known the kiss of a flaying knife, a laugh loses all its power to hurt you.
— George R R Martin
Children laugh an average of three hundred or more times a day; adults laugh an average of five times a day. We have a lot of catching up to do.
— Heather King
The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.
— Gilbert Gottfried
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
one friend who always makes her laugh ... and one who
lets her cry ... — Pamela Redmond Satran
one friend who always makes her laugh ... and one who
lets her cry ... — Pamela Redmond Satran
Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.
— J.B. Morton
Are you sure about this? The lion wondered. We could have six females to serve us. Less work.
Tru stifled a laugh. That's what you think. — Ellen Connor
Tru stifled a laugh. That's what you think. — Ellen Connor
Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
— Jimmy Carr
Why couldn't she have given him a sultry laugh as she'd seen women do in movies instead of giggling like some enchanted, mindless school girl?
— Dawn M. Turner
All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down the pub.
— Samantha Mumba
I think I have got a very good sense of humour; other people don't, but I do. I also laugh at my own jokes.
— Jennifer Johnston
I think just because life is hard, it does seem fun to have a break and laugh about things, so I think in the end, my instincts go there.
— Joan Cusack
You have to find a way to laugh a little bit each day despite everything, or your heart will simply run out of the joy that makes it go.
— Daoud Hari
I'm the kind of person who wants the people around me to be comfortable, to laugh, and to have a fabulous time - I want them to be as happy as I am.
— Angie Harmon
I am a big man, and I have a laugh to match my size.
— Gert Frobe
could have laugh'd myself to scorn, to find In that decrepit Man so firm a mind.
— William Wordsworth
Most people are bad with names. I have learned a trick: Make them laugh and they will never forget you.
— Mike Thompson
I have an extra set of eyelashes because you never know. I could cry or laugh, or it could be windy, and I'll need a standby pair.
— Niecy Nash
An audience is so important. I would never have had the guts to dub in that big a laugh.
— Desi Arnaz
A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have.
— Charles Fleischer
Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort!
— Elizabeth Jane Howard
She laughs again. It's such a delightful and proper sound that I sit up straighter. I should have a cup of tea in my hand to go with that laugh.
— Natalie C. Parker
Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.
— Tony Snow
I hit a lot of bad shots, but you just need to laugh about them, be able to have a smile on your face, and just keep moving.
— Lorena Ochoa
I have a very strong visual memory of the first time I made him laugh. That was remarkable. I was like, "Oh, God, I just made Jack Benny laugh."
— Harry Shearer
I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day.
— Niecy Nash
Tabloids can be fun. I see stuff sometimes and have a good laugh.
— Adrian Grenier
I have a lot of pot tendencies. I'm always late, I laugh for no reason, I watch Jeopardy! with the sound off and make up my own questions.
— Dave Attell
You have to take things with a lot of laughter. I laugh with everyone; this way, I will be able to die happy.
— Azzedine Alaia
I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.
— Bill Engvall
Another family story is forges, one that father and son will laugh about for decades. This is how a legacy is built. One memory at a time.
— Mitch Albom
When you have a good movie, it's hard to categorize it. It's everything. It makes you laugh, makes you cry and makes you think.
— Ice Cube
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them.
— Ken Dodd
You have to be very mean to get a laugh on the campaign trail. There is no such thing as paranoia.
— Hunter S. Thompson
The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what's the problem with that? There isn't any.
— Jeff Dunham
Having fun?" Instantly Squirrelpaw's head whipped around and her green eyes flashed fury at him. "That's right, have a good laugh, you stupid furball!
— Erin Hunter
Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.
— Danny Kaye
I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel.
— Bob Newhart
When people laugh at a company or say, 'This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard,' you are listening.
— Fred Wilson
No politician would ever comment on a cartoon unless it was to show what a great sense of humour they have, that they can laugh at themselves.
— Chris Riddell
A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are for what you have.
— Zig Ziglar
There's hope. It doesn't cost a thing to smile. You don't have to pay to laugh. You better thank God for that.
— India.Arie
I like a woman who will laugh when you don't have to point her right at the joke, you know
— Stephen King
Live life to the fullest, love deeply and laugh a lot. Be proud of what you see in the mirror and you will have no wrinkles!
— Barbara Post-Askin
I hoped I could make people smile and laugh and have a good time.
— Carson Kressley
I never have actually had a girl who's made me laugh before.
— Chad Michael Murray
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
— Irvin S. Cobb
We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.'
— Jen Kirkman
The living have a simple choice. They can pay a high penalty for believing their lies - sheer stupidity! - or laugh at themselves and be happy.
— Miguel Ruiz
I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion.
— Abraham Lincoln
I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.
— Jean Kerr
When I'm sitting writing, I know that something works if I've made myself cry, or laugh, or have a visceral emotion.
— Brit Marling