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Not only did he have the body of a Greek fucking god, but his smile, his eyes, and his laugh lit my life. — Adriane Leigh

But I long to have a really good time for once and to laugh so hard it hurts. We're stuck in this house like lepers, — Anne Frank

Temptation likes best those who think they have a natural immunity, for it may laugh all the harder when they succumb. — Catherynne M Valente

A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh. — Gilbert Highet

I love to have a laugh. I like to tease people. — Anthony Hopkins

We have gotten so use to humor being something nasty and offensive that we started to believe that was the only way to get a laugh. — John Patrick Hickey

They really cut to the chase in the urologist's examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office were a movie, it would have been rated R. — Mike Birbiglia

All you earnest young men out to save the world ... please, have a laugh. — Reinhold Niebuhr

I like women who can throw a ball and laugh loud and have some spine, and I like men who don't mind cooking dinner. — Paula Cole

The power to make people laugh is also a power, so women have been kept out of comedy. Polls — Gloria Steinem

I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane. — Jim Butcher

I have made many mistakes and done a lot of foolish things, but when I look back on the person I was, I feel affection for him and laugh at him. — Thomas Moore

God probably thinks it's worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the rubbish bits that are wrong with us. — Allison Pearson

I've been a poser for f
ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly

I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along. — Ron Shock

The women I know who have gone through breast cancer still laugh a lot. They're not crying all day. — Monica Potter

It's such an act of optimism to get through a day and enjoy it and laugh and do all that without thinking about death. What spirit human beings have! — Gilda Radner

Great is a person that can laugh at their troubles ... for they have found an avenue to help them rise above their despair. — Timothy Pina

I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it. — Steven Wright

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way. — Brett Favre

What Promise of a new day does one have to ignore to laugh so early in the morning? — Leot Felton

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

I believe that people just want to laugh and have a good time. — Kym Whitley

Darling" she said with a small laugh "Love doesn't have anything to do with this."
"It has very thing to do with it!" I exclaimed. — Richelle Mead

If I were a candy bar I'd want to be a snicker, because then I'd have the last laugh!! — Neil Leckman

Fame comes and fame goes, but you have to be able to laugh about yourself and to take it with a grain of salt. — Khloe Kardashian

I do have pleasure when I'm writing. I mean, I'm aware of pleasure. And sometimes I make myself laugh, with a joke or something; or I feel gleeful. — Peter Schjeldahl

I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question. It was a gift from God. — Buddy Hackett

I have a good, hearty laugh and an energetic handshake, and those are trump cards. — Albert Camus

I laughed, "I don't have a CHANCE IN HELL of ever turning COLE DRIVER GAY. He's straighter than NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. — Giorge Leedy

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson. — Yvette Nicole Brown

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now. — Bob Hope

I have a great desire to make people smile - not laugh. Laughter is too aggressive. People bare their teeth. — Muriel Spark

To manage to smile and have a good laugh in the midst of difficult times makes you look younger. — Euginia Herlihy

The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache. — Marjorie Pay Hinckley

You have a laugh line; don't accentuate it. You get a bigger laugh. — Dick Van Patten

They talk on about death, about boredom, they drink wine, they laugh, they have a good time, they are happy. — Milan Kundera

I think I have a sense of mischief and that I can laugh at myself. — Eric Cantona

I have no idea where to take a girl on a date. Sandor cuts short a laugh. We sit in silence, both of us pondering. — Pittacus Lore

Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very comforting to laugh. — Marc Maron

The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh. — Chris Rock

I'm a happy, happy person. I laugh. I'm not angry. I'm only disgusted with a few people in the world that I have to see. But I'm not angry at all. — Josh Smith

So start your day on a delightful footing. Laugh, play and give thanks for all you have. — Robin S. Sharma

When you have known the kiss of a flaying knife, a laugh loses all its power to hurt you. — George R R Martin

Children laugh an average of three hundred or more times a day; adults laugh an average of five times a day. We have a lot of catching up to do. — Heather King

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport. — Gilbert Gottfried

Life is a joke and the only choice we have is whether or not to laugh. - Generic CH 2 — Me

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
one friend who always makes her laugh ... and one who
lets her cry ... — Pamela Redmond Satran

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards. — J.B. Morton

Are you sure about this? The lion wondered. We could have six females to serve us. Less work.
Tru stifled a laugh. That's what you think. — Ellen Connor

Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh. — Jimmy Carr

Why couldn't she have given him a sultry laugh as she'd seen women do in movies instead of giggling like some enchanted, mindless school girl? — Dawn M. Turner

All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down the pub. — Samantha Mumba

I think I have got a very good sense of humour; other people don't, but I do. I also laugh at my own jokes. — Jennifer Johnston

I think just because life is hard, it does seem fun to have a break and laugh about things, so I think in the end, my instincts go there. — Joan Cusack

You have to find a way to laugh a little bit each day despite everything, or your heart will simply run out of the joy that makes it go. — Daoud Hari

I'm the kind of person who wants the people around me to be comfortable, to laugh, and to have a fabulous time - I want them to be as happy as I am. — Angie Harmon

Not everything is funny or will make you laugh...but what a worthy goal to have. — Bobby Darnell

I am a big man, and I have a laugh to match my size. — Gert Frobe

could have laugh'd myself to scorn, to find In that decrepit Man so firm a mind. — William Wordsworth

Most people are bad with names. I have learned a trick: Make them laugh and they will never forget you. — Mike Thompson

I have an extra set of eyelashes because you never know. I could cry or laugh, or it could be windy, and I'll need a standby pair. — Niecy Nash

An audience is so important. I would never have had the guts to dub in that big a laugh. — Desi Arnaz

A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have. — Charles Fleischer

Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort! — Elizabeth Jane Howard

She laughs again. It's such a delightful and proper sound that I sit up straighter. I should have a cup of tea in my hand to go with that laugh. — Natalie C. Parker

To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing. — Judy Gold

Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise. — Tony Snow

I hit a lot of bad shots, but you just need to laugh about them, be able to have a smile on your face, and just keep moving. — Lorena Ochoa

I have a very strong visual memory of the first time I made him laugh. That was remarkable. I was like, "Oh, God, I just made Jack Benny laugh." — Harry Shearer

I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day. — Niecy Nash

Tabloids can be fun. I see stuff sometimes and have a good laugh. — Adrian Grenier

I have a lot of pot tendencies. I'm always late, I laugh for no reason, I watch Jeopardy! with the sound off and make up my own questions. — Dave Attell

You have to take things with a lot of laughter. I laugh with everyone; this way, I will be able to die happy. — Azzedine Alaia

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler

I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards. — Bill Engvall

Another family story is forges, one that father and son will laugh about for decades. This is how a legacy is built. One memory at a time. — Mitch Albom

When you have a good movie, it's hard to categorize it. It's everything. It makes you laugh, makes you cry and makes you think. — Ice Cube

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them. — Ken Dodd

You have to be very mean to get a laugh on the campaign trail. There is no such thing as paranoia. — Hunter S. Thompson

The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what's the problem with that? There isn't any. — Jeff Dunham

Having fun?" Instantly Squirrelpaw's head whipped around and her green eyes flashed fury at him. "That's right, have a good laugh, you stupid furball! — Erin Hunter

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal. — Danny Kaye

I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel. — Bob Newhart

When people laugh at a company or say, 'This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard,' you are listening. — Fred Wilson

No politician would ever comment on a cartoon unless it was to show what a great sense of humour they have, that they can laugh at themselves. — Chris Riddell

A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are for what you have. — Zig Ziglar

There's hope. It doesn't cost a thing to smile. You don't have to pay to laugh. You better thank God for that. — India.Arie

I like a woman who will laugh when you don't have to point her right at the joke, you know — Stephen King

Live life to the fullest, love deeply and laugh a lot. Be proud of what you see in the mirror and you will have no wrinkles! — Barbara Post-Askin

I hoped I could make people smile and laugh and have a good time. — Carson Kressley

I never have actually had a girl who's made me laugh before. — Chad Michael Murray

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. — Irvin S. Cobb

We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.' — Jen Kirkman

The living have a simple choice. They can pay a high penalty for believing their lies - sheer stupidity! - or laugh at themselves and be happy. — Miguel Ruiz

I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion. — Abraham Lincoln

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little. — Jean Kerr

When I'm sitting writing, I know that something works if I've made myself cry, or laugh, or have a visceral emotion. — Brit Marling

I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry. — Robert A. Heinlein

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed. — Ricky Gervais