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Hate U Funny Quotes By Amanda Hocking: I tended to hate people that hit me

I tended to hate people that hit me in the head without warning. — Amanda Hocking

Hate U Funny Quotes By R.J. Dennis: I really hate it when people want to

I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

Hate U Funny Quotes By Julie Murphy: I hate that there's never anyting good on

I hate that there's never anyting good on TV on Saturday afternoons. It's like even the networks are trying to get you off your ass and have a life. — Julie Murphy

Hate U Funny Quotes By Jon Stewart: It's funny how everyone hates witch hunts ...

It's funny how everyone hates witch hunts ... until they see a witch. — Jon Stewart

Hate U Funny Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Don't try and make me feel better, Alex.

Don't try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you."
"I hate you, too. — Simone Elkeles

Hate U Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet."At

I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet."
At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?"
"I just know. — Cassandra Clare

Hate U Funny Quotes By Alice Clayton: Giggler, I think I hate you most of

Giggler, I think I hate you most of all. — Alice Clayton

Hate U Funny Quotes By Denis Leary: Why hate someone for the color of their

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. — Denis Leary

Hate U Funny Quotes By Katie McGarry: I must have killed a lot of cows

I must have killed a lot of cows in a past life for Karma to hate me this much. — Katie McGarry

Hate U Funny Quotes By Janet Coleman: To solve the human equation, we need to

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. — Janet Coleman

Hate U Funny Quotes By Julian Casablancas: It find it funny how people from Boston

It find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams. — Julian Casablancas

Hate U Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: I hate sitting in traffic, because I always

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over. — Milton Jones

Hate U Funny Quotes By Morgan Freeman: These walls are funny. First you hate 'em,

These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. — Morgan Freeman

Hate U Funny Quotes By Sol Luckman: Have you ever noticed how good things go

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate? — Sol Luckman

Hate U Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I was making love to this girl and

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." — Rodney Dangerfield

Hate U Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I hate flossing, I wish I just had

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me. — Mitch Hedberg

Hate U Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: I hate seeing people that look like you.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.' — Demetri Martin

Hate U Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Hate U Funny Quotes By David Torn: I decided I would rather have a day

I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it. — David Torn

Hate U Funny Quotes By Charlaine Harris: I hate witches. Humans had the right idea,

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake. — Charlaine Harris

Hate U Funny Quotes By Euripides: I hate it in friends when they come

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. — Euripides

Hate U Funny Quotes By Erin Bowman: It is funny how the things we hate

It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone — Erin Bowman

Hate U Funny Quotes By Nelson Jack: I hate when someone keep on asking me

I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice! — Nelson Jack

Hate U Funny Quotes By Torey L. Hayden: It's a funny place, this world. Hate has

It's a funny place, this world. Hate has rights. Love has none. — Torey L. Hayden

Hate U Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: Don't you just hate it, when you are

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! — Jim Carrey

Hate U Funny Quotes By Jennifer Aniston: That's what I hate about a lot of

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston

Hate U Funny Quotes By Rachel Dratch: I hate trying to analyze comedy in some

I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny. — Rachel Dratch

Hate U Funny Quotes By Emma Stone: The idea that you can't be attractive and

The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate. — Emma Stone

Hate U Funny Quotes By Jesse Ball: I hate when I break my own rules.

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

Hate U Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I hate arrows. They try to tell me

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" — Mitch Hedberg