
This is me today, but take heed; it is not the same me as yesterday, and it will not be the same me tomorrow. —
Richelle E. Goodrich

The wealthiest person on earth is the one who appreciates —
Tony Robbins

Why does everyone have to be so cool all the time? And also why do white people always have to act like black people to avoid looking like dorks? —
Sarah Miller

I don't have a seller's remorse about how I've lived. —
Kevin Costner

Unfortunately for humanity, I've gotten into the habit of providing my own closing music for shows by singing a song and playing the ukulele. —
John Hodgman

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. —
Bill Hicks

...as if in rebellion, certain emotions become amplified at the exact moments when you are expected not to feel them at all. —
Chinelo Okparanta

Garretson recalled that he drank four beers, smoked two joints, —
Vincent Bugliosi