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If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone — John Rzeznik

If you farm wisdom you will harvest knowledge. — Matshona Dhliwayo

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones

The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook! — Sharon Geltner

Salvation is a work of God to show His glory. That's why He's not going to let it fail. — Paul Washer

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. — W.C. Fields

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else. — Behdad Sami

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off — Red Skelton

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing. — Jon Foreman

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee

I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy. — John Barnes

When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate! — Suzanne Sweeney

When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line. — Gina Greenlee

If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka... — Les Edgerton

When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE — A.R. Arias

When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade. — Dale Carnegie

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins

When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better. — Anthony Paull

Match me such marvel, save in Eastern clime, A rose-red city'half as old asTime'! — John Burgon

You know your general purpose is to become a Co-worker with God. So how do you identify your personal goal? — Harold Klemp

When the world hands you lemons ... send that back fam ... seriously where's the return address. — Me

If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it. — Emma O'Connor

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

It's part of the job of the actor to torture the director. — Harrison Ford

When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail. — Brandi Glanville

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. — Paul Rudd

When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker — Darynda Jones