Ham Quotes
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Ham Quotes & Sayings
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The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish.
— Paolo Di Canio
the ingredients for lunch: ciabatta bread, couscous salad with apricots, ham, and a goat's cheese flan,
— Marcia Willett
If you look upon ham and eggs and lust, you have already committed breakfast in your heart.
— C.S. Lewis
West Ham play a speficic type of game - football.
— Artur Boruc
Method actors are like hams.
— Clark Gable
Country ham is baked whole, usually with a glaze, sometimes studded with cloves, and served as the centerpiece of Christmas and Easter feasts.
— Kate Christensen
A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.
— Mark Forsyth
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.
— Dara O Briain
If we cannot live and work alongside people with whom we deeply disagree, we are finished as a liberal society.
— Mary Katharine Ham
I read my books at night, like that, under the quilt with the overheated reading lamp. Reading all those good lines while suffocating. It was magic.
— Charles Bukowski
Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assess ... responsiveness.
— Cherise Sinclair
I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top. It's my go-to breakfast.
— Taylor Swift
I'm a ham. I always like to answer spontaneously.
— Gloria Vanderbilt
I'm a natural ham. It doesn't bother me to perform.
— Chris Isaak
There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me.
— Sam Donaldson
A ham is simply any actor who has not been successful in repressing his natural instincts.
— George Jean Nathan
I'm very happy to have moved to West Ham, because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday.
— Paolo Di Canio
Why do we wear clothes? Genesis!
— Ken Ham
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
— Bill Bailey
Ham shook his head, sitting down, pouring himself something to drink. "I don't get it, El. Why'd she attack him?""She's loony," Spook said. — Brandon Sanderson
I'm not a philosopher, I'm just a simple boy from East Ham.
— David Bailey
I ink, therefore I ham.
— Pat Alvarado
Once we have our atium, we'll be happy.""Not to mention rich," Ham added.
"The two words are synonyms, Hammond," Breeze said. — Brandon Sanderson
Yevgeny Yevtushenko is a ham actor, not a poet.
— Allen Tate
I'm anti-making new laws. I feel like assault is already against the law.
— Mary Katharine Ham
And yes. I'd totally just compared the only guy I'd ever felt this way about to a ham sandwich.
— Jenna Evans Welch
Hey, I'm not a politician. I'm a ham. I love to give speeches.
— Norman Schwarzkopf
And then I had my greatest stroke of genius since that ham sandwich with pickles that time.
— Elizabeth Bear
Compared to a novel, a film is like an economy pizza where there are no olives, no ham, no anchovies, no mushrooms, and all you've got is the dough.
— Louis De Bernieres
Why did I come here? I thought. Why is it always only a matter of choosing between something bad and something worse?
— Charles Bukowski
My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses.
— Chris Ware
Ham with mustard is a meal of glory
— Dodie Smith
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[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.
— Dick Van Dyke
I'm not a musician - I'm a ham.
— Ozzy Osbourne
An actor is part illusionist, part artist, part ham.
— Oscar Wilde
Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round.
— Roy Blount Jr.
You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever.
— Brandon Sanderson
I was brought up in a Christian home in Australia with a father who was very bold about his faith.
— Ken Ham
We are being fired upon.""By what?"
"A ham sandwich. — Sabrina Zbasnik
I want that Easter Ham. Where's my Thanksgiving Turkey? Miss Trixie snarled
— John Kennedy Toole
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
— Dorothy Parker
Ham smiled. "Cett's going to be furious."Elend shrugged. "He's a paraplegic. What's he going to do? Bite us? — Brandon Sanderson
Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head.
— Lois Greiman
Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham.
— Flannery O'Connor
It was about them having pride in that and wanting everyone to know it, especially you. Ham
— Kristen Ashley
I've got a lot of ham in me.
— Lionel Barrymore
Many an actor does the stage more ham than good.
— Evan Esar
So Noah cursed all Ham's children to be slaves forever and ever. That's how come them to turn out dark
— Barbara Kingsolver
Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine.
— Peg Bracken
David Cameron is a C-3P0 made of ham.
— Caitlin Moran
Eternity is a ham and two people.
— Dorothy Parker
It will be our revenge and our reason. I have made it my catalyst and my propeller. It seems only fair don't you think?
— Rosalie Ham
Pass the damn ham, please.
— Harper Lee
Green eggs and ham...
— Dr. Seuss
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.
— Garrison Keillor
Love grew commendably dependable - love was eggs, love was ham, love was the morning paper.
— Graham Moore
Mrs. Bennington's dramatic expression faded, and she made a face, much like a girl who has been given porridge when she expected thick ham.
— Ashley Gardner
I used to do school plays. I never really took any acting classes. I'm just a natural ham, I guess.
— Queen Latifah
They tried to roast hazel nuts in the oven and prepare a Christmas meal out of canned ham, two potatoes, and some suspicious looking bread.
— Jack Lewis Baillot
chicken-and-ham pie
— J.K. Rowling
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry.
— Joel Salatin
You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
— Frank Zappa
I was a huge ham in school in Atlanta.
— Hannah Storm