Ham Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Ham

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In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves. — Rachel Johnson

The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish. — Paolo Di Canio

the ingredients for lunch: ciabatta bread, couscous salad with apricots, ham, and a goat's cheese flan, — Marcia Willett

If you look upon ham and eggs and lust, you have already committed breakfast in your heart. — C.S. Lewis

West Ham play a speficic type of game - football. — Artur Boruc

Method actors are like hams. — Clark Gable

It's time for a new Reformation in the Church
to call the Church back to the authority of the Word of God, beginning in Genesis. — Ken Ham

Country ham is baked whole, usually with a glaze, sometimes studded with cloves, and served as the centerpiece of Christmas and Easter feasts. — Kate Christensen

A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich. — Mark Forsyth

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain

If we cannot live and work alongside people with whom we deeply disagree, we are finished as a liberal society. — Mary Katharine Ham

If God used evolution, God came from an ape. — Ken Ham

I read my books at night, like that, under the quilt with the overheated reading lamp. Reading all those good lines while suffocating. It was magic. — Charles Bukowski

Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assess ... responsiveness. — Cherise Sinclair

I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top. It's my go-to breakfast. — Taylor Swift

Many dinosaurs were smaller than chickens. — Ken Ham

I'm a ham. I always like to answer spontaneously. — Gloria Vanderbilt

Church today is mostly driven by man-made traditions and not by the biblical mandates to defend the Word of God and live by the Word of God. — Ken Ham

I'm a natural ham. It doesn't bother me to perform. — Chris Isaak

I was brought up in a home environment where I was taught to think critically and was encouraged to seek answers to questions about my faith. — Ken Ham

It was wonderful, of course
ham with mustard is a meal of glory. — Dodie Smith

There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me. — Sam Donaldson

West Ham have committed 13 fouls, but they weren't fouls, they were commitment — Ray Wilkins

Don't be ashamed of being a big, soft teddy bear, Ham. The world needs more people like you, otherwise it'd just go to shit. - Ten — Linda Kage

A ham is simply any actor who has not been successful in repressing his natural instincts. — George Jean Nathan

I'm very happy to have moved to West Ham, because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday. — Paolo Di Canio

Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches. — Jay Leno

There is nobody else out there that I would put ahead of Joe Greene. By far the best Steeler of all time. — Jack Ham

Why do we wear clothes? Genesis! — Ken Ham

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster — Bill Bailey

Ham shook his head, sitting down, pouring himself something to drink. "I don't get it, El. Why'd she attack him?"
"She's loony," Spook said. — Brandon Sanderson

What you believe about who you are, where you came from, affects your whole worldview. — Ken Ham

I'm not a philosopher, I'm just a simple boy from East Ham. — David Bailey

I ink, therefore I ham. — Pat Alvarado

When we slid the body into the grave, we both were shaken to the core. The loss we felt was not the loss of ham but the loss of pig. — E.B. White

Once we have our atium, we'll be happy."
"Not to mention rich," Ham added.
"The two words are synonyms, Hammond," Breeze said. — Brandon Sanderson

Yevgeny Yevtushenko is a ham actor, not a poet. — Allen Tate

I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. — Dr. Seuss

I'm anti-making new laws. I feel like assault is already against the law. — Mary Katharine Ham

And yes. I'd totally just compared the only guy I'd ever felt this way about to a ham sandwich. — Jenna Evans Welch

Hey, I'm not a politician. I'm a ham. I love to give speeches. — Norman Schwarzkopf

Faith without works is like Peanut Butter without Jelly, Ham without Cheese, and Kool aid without Sugar. God helps those that help themselves — Autumn Crum

One thing that has gone wrong in America is the general acceptance of bad ham — Jim Harrison

And then I had my greatest stroke of genius since that ham sandwich with pickles that time. — Elizabeth Bear

Compared to a novel, a film is like an economy pizza where there are no olives, no ham, no anchovies, no mushrooms, and all you've got is the dough. — Louis De Bernieres

Why did I come here? I thought. Why is it always only a matter of choosing between something bad and something worse? — Charles Bukowski

Eat from the Tree of Life and throw away the verbal ham. — Sadat X

I am not a yard of ribbon. I am not a leg of ham. I am not for sale to anyone. — Philippa Gregory

My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses. — Chris Ware

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper. — Will Rogers

I would like to think of Badfinger's music as mood music. Something with a bit of feeling, whether it's hard or soft. — Peter Ham

Ham with mustard is a meal of glory — Dodie Smith

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding. — Dick Van Dyke

I'm not a musician - I'm a ham. — Ozzy Osbourne

If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out. — Robert Benchley

They haven't eliminated religion from the public school. They have eliminated Christianity and have replaced it with an anti-God religion - humanism. — Ken Ham

It is not a matter of whether one is biased or not. It is really a question of which bias is the best bias with which to be biased. — Ken Ham

An actor is part illusionist, part artist, part ham. — Oscar Wilde

If we discount the account of creation, we remove the significance of Christmas. — Ken Ham

Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round. — Roy Blount Jr.

No one will ever convince me that the word of God is not true. — Ken Ham

You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever. — Brandon Sanderson

I was brought up in a Christian home in Australia with a father who was very bold about his faith. — Ken Ham

According to the text, numbering the people was nearly a year-long process, and there is no clear indication that God had suspended the initial — Ken Ham

You cannot have a political solution for a spiritual problem. You must have spiritual solutions for spiritual problems! — Ken Ham

We are being fired upon."

"By what?"

"A ham sandwich. — Sabrina Zbasnik

I want that Easter Ham. Where's my Thanksgiving Turkey? Miss Trixie snarled — John Kennedy Toole

If you vote for Al Smith, you're voting against Christ and you will all be damned. — Mordecai Ham

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham. — Dorothy Parker

Ham smiled. "Cett's going to be furious."
Elend shrugged. "He's a paraplegic. What's he going to do? Bite us? — Brandon Sanderson

Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock. — Paula Deen

Things can get very lovey and feasty with a bunch of stimulated hams. — Mary Martin

Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head. — Lois Greiman

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. — Jim Carrey

Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham. — Flannery O'Connor

You can't reduce passion and flair and eating ham to numbers, sir! — Gideon Defoe

My father was a ham radio geek, and I remember the glow of the vacuum tubes from a Hammarlund receiver that became a hand-me-down to me. — Bre Pettis

It was about them having pride in that and wanting everyone to know it, especially you. Ham — Kristen Ashley

I've got a lot of ham in me. — Lionel Barrymore

Many an actor does the stage more ham than good. — Evan Esar

So Noah cursed all Ham's children to be slaves forever and ever. That's how come them to turn out dark — Barbara Kingsolver

Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine. — Peg Bracken

David Cameron is a C-3P0 made of ham. — Caitlin Moran

Eternity is a ham and two people. — Dorothy Parker

For students, the evolution-creation discussion can be a useful exercise, for it can help develop their critical thinking skills. — Ken Ham

It will be our revenge and our reason. I have made it my catalyst and my propeller. It seems only fair don't you think? — Rosalie Ham

Pass the damn ham, please. — Harper Lee

Green eggs and ham... — Dr. Seuss

Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. — Garrison Keillor

Evolution is the idea some people have to explain life without God. — Ken Ham

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham. — Groucho Marx

Love grew commendably dependable - love was eggs, love was ham, love was the morning paper. — Graham Moore

And stop smoking," I yelled after him. "You smell like cheap ham! — Timur Vermes

Mrs. Bennington's dramatic expression faded, and she made a face, much like a girl who has been given porridge when she expected thick ham. — Ashley Gardner

I used to do school plays. I never really took any acting classes. I'm just a natural ham, I guess. — Queen Latifah

They tried to roast hazel nuts in the oven and prepare a Christmas meal out of canned ham, two potatoes, and some suspicious looking bread. — Jack Lewis Baillot

chicken-and-ham pie — J.K. Rowling

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. — Joel Salatin

You is what you am, a cow don't make ham. — Frank Zappa

I was a huge ham in school in Atlanta. — Hannah Storm