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The older man's bushy gray eyebrows bunched up in the middle as if they were hairy bugs trying to mate.
— James Dashner
By the Lord of Hell's hairy balls!
— Katharine Kerr
I don't mind being called a hairy, humourless lesbian because that is what I aspire to be.
— Bridget Christie
A hairy beggar kneeling by a puddle of vomit turns out to be a dog.
— David Mitchell
You don't need to have big hairy feet to read The Hobbit, why should you be gay to read a gay book?
— Adriano Bulla
Someday her prince would come. And he'd be a rich and hairy Alpha dude who howled at the moon and pissed on fire hydrants.
— Kerrelyn Sparks
Lucifer's hairy ball sack! You've become a morlock.
— Jeaniene Frost
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: Flatman and Ribbon!
— Johnny B. Laughing
What would he imagine next? Little hairy beasties tap-dancing on his sofa, or other fey creatures sneaking up on him in the shower?' (Syn)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I think a man is a man, and a man has a hairy chest, so let that be!
— Yvonne Strahovski
It's a certain kind of hell, confessing your most humiliating sexual secrets to a room full of hairy middle-aged men.
— Jessica Knoll
The feel of my silky smooth legs made his penis wobble and bounce uncontrollably as my hands reached his hairy chest.
— Nicci Greene
And the scary hairy vaginas in vacuum sealed packages!" "And the pee-in-your-ass-douches!
— Lucian Bane
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
— Joan Rivers
When you set a goal, it's a personal thing, and that goal should be very big, hairy and audacious.
— Tony Bates
Got a young brown stallion and she 20 years old/When she pop it from the back you see that hairy asshole.
— Pimp C
No. Listen. Take the wax from thy hairy ears. Listen well. I command.
— Ernest Hemingway,
Oh my god, she couldn't help thinking. I have hairy legs and I'm going to die alone.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
Why is the Maer looking at hairy balls?" A
— Patrick Rothfuss
I like a hairy chest, I think that's really sexy. I'm not naked a lot oddly enough but I usually wear sweats, its very unsexy.
— Brooklyn Decker
Your friend is so ugly and hairy.
Hey, you'll upset my monkey !
We were talking to the monkey... — Malachi Jones
Hey, you'll upset my monkey !
We were talking to the monkey... — Malachi Jones
They were very scary times [1982], Midge Ure dancing with tears in his eyes. That German girl with the hairy arm pits singing about 99 red balloons.
— Kate Harrison
I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face.
— William Shakespeare
People need BHAGs - big hairy audacious goals.
— James C. Collins
Women are like bars of soap. After a while they lose their freshness, become worn and a bit hairy.
— Robert Black
Paunch lapping at his belt like a pale tongue, peeping out from beneath the fabric of his golf shirt, hairy and somehow obscene. He was
— John Connolly
How could she not be with someone forever when even their feet-his huge, not especially attractive feet, with their long hairy toes-felt like home?
— Liane Moriarty
By Odin's Hairy Arse!
— Robert Low
New rule: every fantasy author who doesn't treat horses like tireless hairy motorcycles automatically gets a Hugo.
— Jim C. Hines
GEN25.25 And the first came out red, all over like an hairy garment; and they called his name Esau. GEN25.26
— Anonymous
Nice knees, bud, but the hairy legs could use a Bush Hog. (Kyrian)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
LaHill was a dark, burly fellow whose hair curled out of his clothes wherever it could.
— Philip Roth
At the dockside I was pleasantly surprised to find the North wasn't all hairy men in animal skins. There was also hairy women in animal skins.
— Mark Lawrence
He takes another bite of the hairy fruit and marvels how the bullet from his Winchester did to her head what his teeth did to her kiwi.
— Laurence Beveridge
( ... ) "to have a hairy heart" has passed into everyday wizarding language to describe a cold or unfeeling witch or wizard.
— J.K. Rowling
I like that best as I am so hairy.
— Ben Affleck
Air ye deaf, lass?
I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass — Karen Marie Moning
I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass — Karen Marie Moning
Also had a very hairy nose. It looked as if there were two very small mice hiding in his nostrils.1
— Mark Haddon
What I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists.
— Diego Maradona
Hairy Mammal whaddya want
— Allen Ginsberg
Summer comes over the hill like a hairy blanket.
— Donna Jo Napoli
I'm not afraid to look like a big, hairy, smelly, foreign devil in Tokyo, though I do my best not to, I really do.
— Anthony Bourdain
Mona leaned over and picked it up. Inside were hairy spiders. She shook the bottle. No, it was empty.
— Bryan Costales
I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things.
— Tori Amos
That's like the dog calling the cat's arse hairy!
— Marian Keyes
Thus I fled, ridiculous hairy creature torn apart by poetry
— John Gardner
I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy.
— Jim Carrey
I suppose that's the European way, dangerous and hairy.
— Jason Statham
The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp.
— Dave Barry
They wear masks that hide how hairy they are on the inside.
— Benjamin Percy
The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.
— Hilaire Belloc
Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?
— Terry Pratchett
Fame looks like a really hairy affair. But if it's part of the job, I'll figure out a way to deal with it.
— Tom Everett Scott
Treachery is always a hairy caterpillar bred of a small butterfly called envy, no matter how lofty the principles involved.
— Fazil Iskander
Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable.
— Diane Kelly
I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine!
— Will Ferrell
So are all the kids on the East Coast repeating school next year? Get ready to see a lot of hairy eighth graders. Storm brain drain.
— Olivia Wilde
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
— Bennett Cerf
Lizzie ignored the hair in her armpits and on her legs. It had gone from stubble to dark hair. F*** it. End of the world rules apply.
— Robert L. Slater
A girl should NEVER attend a party with hairy knees.
— Kimberly J. Dalferes
There will be a quick rash of hairy American filth, but it shouldn't threaten the existence of decent, serious British filth.
— John Osborne
Satan's hairy ass!
— Robert Thier
Harry loves slimy things, hairy things, and creepy things. Harry loves anything horrible. I know
I'm his best friend Doug. — Suzy Kline
I'm his best friend Doug. — Suzy Kline
A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.
— Alan Partridge
Strike felt abnormally huge and hairy; a woolly mammoth attempting to blend in among capuchin monkeys.
— Robert Galbraith
so-help-me-black-Jesus, I will smite that hairy little shit and make a coat out of his fur. Ya feel me?" The
— Laura Thalassa
Civilization must be destroyed. The hairy saints of the North have earned this crumb by their complaints.
— Wallace Stevens
Sometimes being a grown-up sucks hairy balls!
— Anonymous
P56-his reason told him that he was of a different race from his wild and hairy companions
— Edgar Rice Burroughs
WPC Buchan might not know much about art, but she knew what gave her the fucking willies, and these things took the hairy biscuit.
— Stuart MacBride
Lancelet's skin was so soft - she had thought all men were like Arthur, sunburnt and hairy, but his body was smooth as a child's.
— Marion Zimmer Bradley
By the hairy balls of Jesus
— Hilary Mantel
It is bad taste for a poet to be coarse and hairy.
— Aristophanes
... we're all beautiful golden sunflowers inside, we're all blessed by our own seed & golden hairy naked accomplishment
(Sunflower Sutra) — Allen Ginsberg
(Sunflower Sutra) — Allen Ginsberg
Chaka, I know that pussy hairy. Sade, ooooh, I know that pussy tight.
— The Notorious B.I.G.
Stop thinking about Michael," Tuck orders.
"He was cute."
"So is a hairy ferret but I wouldn't want to date one. [ ... ] — Simone Elkeles
"He was cute."
"So is a hairy ferret but I wouldn't want to date one. [ ... ] — Simone Elkeles
I completely remember the horror I felt when my pits started getting hairy. I would walk with my arms pressed against my sides.
— Lisi Harrison
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
— Erma Bombeck
Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal.
— Kiersten White
I have never felt any ethnic connection between the Greeks and me other than how hairy I am.
— George Michael
Some werewolves are hairy on the inside.
— Stephen King
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
— Mike Harding
Dying, dying, Lolita Haze,
Of hate and remorse I'm dying.
And again my hairy fist I raise,
And again I hear you crying. — Vladimir Nabokov
Of hate and remorse I'm dying.
And again my hairy fist I raise,
And again I hear you crying. — Vladimir Nabokov
Samy was Samantha. She was wearing a white linen dress. She also had on hobbit feet, huge and extremely hairy ones.
— Nina George
Because of pressure from society, many a man has married a woman with whom he isn't compatible; she likes fairy tales, whereas he likes hairy males.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I am merely a conduit, a kind of big hairy tool. I am just a plastic funnel connected to a Moog ...
— Vangelis