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I hate to say it, but it can't be much of a dark conspiracy if a trio of first-year shlubs like us have worked it all out.
— G. Norman Lippert
Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure
— Lemony Snicket
In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
He knew his parents were liars. He'd known since the day he'd found his brother's dead body stuffed inside a suitcase.
— Kirkland Ciccone
Darkness is necessary for evolvement.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
I am not the worst thing that can happen to you, but I will be the last. ~Caesar~ The Goodbye Man.
— A. Giannoccaro
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
— Groucho Marx
So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that vampire's coffin? - Shella
— Krista Alasti
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Just stay still, if you stay still it can't find you. That's sharks, you idiot. Sharks and dinosaurs. This isn't Jurassic Park.
— Kelley Armstrong
The guy had guts - I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.
— Rob Thurman
He comes.And he comes
loaded
with noise pollution.
If I ever prayed for anything,
it was for a man
to shut up. — Casey Renee Kiser
It makes no difference what you wear, really. I'll put you in a dark grey. I believe I have some left over from a funeral. says the dressmaker.
— Maryrose Wood
It's so hard being goth. You have to have a bad time everywhere.
— Clint Catalyst
Heart condition? That's rich. I guess you can call a heart not beating a condition.-PJ
— Nessie Strange
(So I heard the boom of my fathr's rifle when he shot my best friend.) A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.(14)
— Sherman Alexie
Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I have a dark sense of humor.
— Olivia Munn
The victim lay on his face, as most people did after being stuck with ten swords.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.
— Ankita Singhal
I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have my moments, it's true, but I do have a sense of humor.
— Alan Moore
That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek.
— El-P
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo