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Best Dark Humor Quotes By Olga Goa: I don't want you to leave. I want I don't want you to leave. I want you to stay. Olga Goa
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Gasmaskman: All life is in vain, for Death makes All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain. Gasmaskman
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Mark Twain: I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself. — Mark Twain
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Ron Swanson: I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food. — Ron Swanson
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: She asked if I loved another woman, so She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Best Dark Humor Quotes By El-P: That dark humor has always been a part That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek. — El-P
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Nick Helm: I needed a password eight characters long so I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. — Nick Helm
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Alan Moore: I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have my moments, it's true, but I do have a sense of humor. — Alan Moore
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Ankita Singhal: Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes. — Ankita Singhal
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: The victim lay on his face, as most The victim lay on his face, as most people did after being stuck with ten swords. — Maggie Stiefvater
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Olivia Munn: I have a dark sense of humor. I have a dark sense of humor. — Olivia Munn
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Jonas Eriksson: You sick bastard," she said."Yes, I guess you You sick bastard," she said.
"Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied. — Jonas Eriksson
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Love is bread and water to the soul. Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: My condolences, you're still alive. My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Red Tash: I envisioned him tied in a chair, an I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking. — Red Tash
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Dannika Dark: I never arrive unannounced without something big and I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.
- Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Pat Frank: How can we cash out-of-town checks when don't How can we cash out-of-town checks when don't know whether a town's still there? — Pat Frank
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: Just stay still, if you stay still it Just stay still, if you stay still it can't find you. That's sharks, you idiot. Sharks and dinosaurs. This isn't Jurassic Park. — Kelley Armstrong
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Troy Bisson: I love the movie "Titanic." It's my favorite I love the movie "Titanic." It's my favorite romantic comedy! — Troy Bisson
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Rob Thurman: The guy had guts - I had to The guy had guts - I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them. — Rob Thurman
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Casey Renee Kiser: He comes.And he comesloadedwith noise pollution.If I ever He comes.
And he comes
loaded
with noise pollution.
If I ever prayed for anything,
it was for a man
to shut up. — Casey Renee Kiser
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Maryrose Wood: It makes no difference what you wear, really. It makes no difference what you wear, really. I'll put you in a dark grey. I believe I have some left over from a funeral. says the dressmaker. — Maryrose Wood
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Clint Catalyst: It's so hard being goth. You have to It's so hard being goth. You have to have a bad time everywhere. — Clint Catalyst
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Judy Allen: Few humans see fairies or hear their music, Few humans see fairies or hear their music, but many find fairy rings of dark grass, scattered with toadstools, left by their dancing feet. — Judy Allen
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Ryan Parrott: There's a word for people you hate, but There's a word for people you hate, but not enough to let them die...

...Family — Ryan Parrott
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Nessie Strange: Heart condition? That's rich. I guess you can Heart condition? That's rich. I guess you can call a heart not beating a condition.-PJ — Nessie Strange
Best Dark Humor Quotes By Sherman Alexie: (So I heard the boom of my fathr's (So I heard the boom of my fathr's rifle when he shot my best friend.) A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.(14) — Sherman Alexie