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The only reason we're not in Iran now is because we're going alphabetically and George Bush can't spell.
— Greg Giraldo
It's something like 70% of American adults are obese, and the rest of them are women on Ally McBeal.
— Greg Giraldo
We need more money for schools. We need more money for the kids. Ever think maybe the damn kids aren't worth it?
— Greg Giraldo
We're a spoiled, lazy culture, full of ethnic pride that has to have a parade for every nationality.
— Greg Giraldo
Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly.
— Greg Giraldo
In catholisism we have an entire religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story
— Greg Giraldo
"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress."
— Greg Giraldo
Ice-T is so old that the first thing he bought with the money from his album sales was his freedom.
— Greg Giraldo
If being a gangster were a prerequisite to being a musician, there'd be a lot less cello music, for example.
— Greg Giraldo
I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate.
— Greg Giraldo
If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds.
— Greg Giraldo
I like when people give up chocolate for Lent. Ooh, just like being nailed to a cross.
— Greg Giraldo
Edible underwear? ... even during sex, we can't stop eating.
— Greg Giraldo
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.
— Greg Giraldo
It's hard to distinguish when I was actually struggling from when I only felt like I was struggling - which was pretty much always.
— Greg Giraldo
Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.
— Greg Giraldo
Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket.
— Greg Giraldo
