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The BBC will always be attacked by whoever is in government. It is that George Bush thing of 'If you're not with us you are against us.' — Graham Norton

I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case. — Graham Norton

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth. — Graham Norton

Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I'm not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He's so fast. — Sarah Jessica Parker

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer. — Graham Norton

I am very quick to judge. — Graham Norton

You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people. — Graham Norton

It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot. — Graham Norton

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating. — Graham Norton

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste. — Graham Norton

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything. — Graham Norton

I am really bad at actually interviewing people. — Graham Norton

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot. — Graham Norton

Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do. — Graham Norton

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship. — Graham Norton

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean. — Graham Norton

I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do. — Graham Norton

Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch. — Graham Norton

My life could have been so grim ... really, really grim. — Graham Norton

I've done Graham Norton's show three times now. He tackles taboos and subject matter that wouldn't make it past the censors in the States. — Kyle MacLachlan

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy. — Graham Norton

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. — Graham Norton

My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. — Graham Norton

The BBC is a victim of its own independence. — Graham Norton

I think the word is adult! — Graham Norton

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive. — Graham Norton

Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV. — Graham Norton

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show. — Graham Norton

Always remember, if you decide to come to the showbiz party the dress code is 'Thick Skin'. Our — Graham Norton

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long. — Graham Norton

I loved Lucille Ball growing up. — Graham Norton

Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No! — Graham Norton

The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing. — Graham Norton

The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you. — Graham Norton

I don't think anyone wants to be gay. — Graham Norton

You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend. — Graham Norton

One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life. — Graham Norton

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt. — Graham Norton

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them. — Graham Norton

I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness. — Graham Norton

Tolerance is forced on people in London. — Graham Norton

If you'd told the young Graham Norton that I'd one day have this amount of money, I'd have assumed it would have come from a lottery win. — Graham Norton

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it. — Graham Norton

I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes. — Graham Norton

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. — Graham Norton

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints — Graham Norton