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But writers and their woes: they couldn't be parted. Not for anything. — Naomi Wood

Good morning!" my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. "I need my Angel to come out and play. — Diana Rowland

One can have only as much preparation as he has foresight. — Jim Butcher

I feel like I'm waiting on something that isn't going to happen Don't complain; just work harder. — Randy Pausch

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. — Carrot Top

For young boys, just to know you exist in any capacity is a strong feeling. — Jim Rash

Good morning, baby. You know that the government has a responsibility for their own actions. — Zechariah Barrett

Life's beauty is inseparable from its fragility. — Susan David

You don't want to look back and have any regrets because things are too hard. — Gabriel E. Gomez

... It is not healing to see your childhood home, but it helps you measure whether you are broken, and how and why, assuming you want to know. — Thomas Harris

America needs football. It's a real blue-collar sport; it's played with a blue-collar mentality, a mentality that's the backbone of this country. — Troy Polamalu

Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster. — Sandra Bullock

There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'! — Fulton J. Sheen

Good morning, Meroe,' I said, dusting uselessly at my tracksuit pants. 'Might I interest you in today's special, pre-floured kitten? — Kerry Greenwood

People on sinking ships do not complain of distractions during their prayer. — Philip Yancey

Good morning, Si! I saw a rat in the bathroom, but he was taking a nice nap and we didn't bother each other. — Cassandra Clare

When I get "too busy" to pray, I envision Jesus at the Pearly Gates showing me the time I wasted looking for something to watch on Netflix. — Mark Hart

No," said a voice, "the only thing wrong on a night like that is that there is a world and you must come back to it. — Ray Bradbury

What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I? — Jon Stewart