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Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery — Charles Simmons

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Fool your guards? They're not very good, the forgot to check the ceiling for spiders."Valek grinned. His angular face softened. — Maria V. Snyder

Good. Well. Shit." Locke rubbed his gloved hands together. "I guess that's that. I'm all out of rhetorical flourishes. — Scott Lynch

CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe. — Jen Campbell

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. — Carmen Electra

As you know, I don't believe in fear, just an invention by men so they get all the money and good jobs ... — Marian Keyes

Don't threaten me with a good time. — Michael Anthony

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end. — Mitch Hedberg

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. — Groucho Marx

If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly. — Sandra Byrd

Agres!" she hissed again even louder this time "WHAT!" Tria smiled "Oh good you are alive. — Charon Lloyd-Roberts

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor. — Josh Billings

I remember an aunt saying sagely, "The good die young." Not exactly a motivation to behave yourself. — Connie Willis

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It's only worth staying in bed if you're young and in good company. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Sure." Olivia smirked. "Good ol' New York Public Library. I'm sure it's up to date on the latest Demons that escape through well-guarded Demon Gates. — Cheyenne McCray

Her hands cupped his face, thumbs caressing his cheekbones. "I love you, Mr. Bennett."
"Good thing. Hate to be the only one afflicted. — Ellen O'Connell

I'm feeling particularly good and wicked at the moment. — A.R. Von

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time. — Hattie McDaniel

He would make a good lamp post if he'd weather better and didn't have to eat. — Kurt Vonnegut

Women have no appreciation of good looks-at least, good women have not. — Oscar Wilde

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

If you let your heart rule you, you'll have a good ruler by which to measure things. This can be called wisdom. — Art Hochberg

A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and Holy Ghost on drums. — Hunter S. Thompson

HP-UX is a pretty good implementation of BSD, although it's not as featureful as SunOS. — John R. Levine

A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause. — Tom Morrison

I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple. — Janet Evanovich

I used a light hand with my makeup because I wanted to look good without looking like a good time. — Marta Acosta

I'm seriously laughing — Guy Harduf

Sam LeClaire was a good-looking son of a bitch. — Rachel Gibson

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch. — Mark Twain

A good since of humor and someone who is loyal and cute-I like cute girls — Harry Styles

That was a pretty good laptop, but Reagan's glad to lose it. Sometimes sacrifices must be made in the search for sweet lulz — Chuck Wendig

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. — Bil Keane

Well, good news, " Blitzen said. "I found the bag. Bad news...I found the bag. — Rick Riordan

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. — Rashida Jones

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

For Stephen, London was less a city that never slept, more a city that got a good nine hours. — David Nicholls

I think it needs work. Like all your other songs."
"Yeah, well, your face will need some work after I give you a good beatin'. — Kami Garcia

I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card. — Victoria Beckham

From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny! — Jenna Bush

In a word, in adversity she was the best of comforters, in good fortune the most troublesome of friends ... — William Makepeace Thackeray

Don't fret. We'll just have to find something else you're good at besides killing people. — Clare B. Dunkle

A determination never to do what is wrong, prudence, and good-humor, will go far toward securing to you the estimation of the world. — Thomas Jefferson

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. — Derek Landy

Life is like a dry handjob. Just when it starts getting good, it's already over. — Jayme K.

Religion + Good Works = Good Works
Solve for Religion. — Dan Barker

I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel. — James C. Humes

It's good to be here. I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It's not working out too well. — Brian Regan

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. — Douglas Coupland

I'm going to make you feel so good," I swore to her, "that you're going to not just scream my name, but forget yours. — Shay Savage

Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice. — David Seabury

Thinking is good for your mind, but too much thinking leads to distraction. — Ehabib

Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride - where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will be always under good regulation. — Jane Austen

And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you. — Kurt Vonnegut

This is a great mystery. My teeth will be in eternity and are eternally good. — Tish Harrison Warren

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth. — P.G. Wodehouse

They're distracted. Good thing about living in the landfill," he said. "Lots here to catch the attention of the fae. They're so ADHD. — Red Tash

Read read good... — Brian Regan

Why you no good, scruffy looking, nerf herder! — George Lucas

Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite"

"Mindy, there is no boogeyman, "I said as I snuggled in to bed, " I hauled Carl in years ago. — Kate Danley

And I'm leaving you that plant," he lamented. "You are good with plants, aren't you?"
Great, I lied. (I could make the Congo wither and die...) — Wilton Barnhardt

The conversation had been so lacking in quality that it actually made Toddlers and Tiaras look like good entertainment by comparison. — Sorin Suciu

Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed. — Stephen King

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'! — Mitch Hedberg

On a good day, my style is librarian chic. On a bad day, it's frumpy mother. — Cassandra Page

She glared at him. "I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird."
"Yes," he said doubtfully. "Yes, you are. — Derek Landy

No team is complete without a good technician, and the word for an incomplete team is usually fatality. — Mira Grant

Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer. — Michael Houbrick

I tell you, I'm half tempted to break into CIA custody just so I can break Joe Solomon out of CIA custody just so I can break Joe Solomon — Ally Carter Only The Good Spy Young

The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the fellow who can't read a line. — Mark Twain

Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage. — David Sedaris

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. — Amy Summers

I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor. — Mort Sahl

I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get, and that you know right away would help you, but that you cannot follow. — Holly Lisle

Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books. — Mary Ann Shaffer

Work with Evangeline Black? I'd rather be slit open from navel to nose." -CORBIN BLUE
"Good thing I always carry a knife." -EVIE BLACK — Gena Showalter

Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie. — James Patterson

I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead. — Dennis Lehane

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. — Hugh Elliot

A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes. — Pawan Mishra

You'd tell the world what your best friend wore to sleep if you thought it made a good enough story. — Patricia Briggs

Good grief. They're like the freaking poster family for the NRA. — Elisabeth Wheatley

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman

The good news about self publishing is you get to do everything yourself. The bad news about self publishing is you get to do everything yourself. — Lori Lesko

Since you refused the good grace to die on delivery, Rathain has got a living prince. — Janny Wurts

Good Heaven! That is enough to drive away all my pains; I could mount him with thirty balls in my body. On my soul, handsome stirrups! — Alexandre Dumas

Aren't the Amish against violence?
Yes, but you see, I'm not very good at being Amish ... so remember what I say. — Kelly Long

A good writer can fake being an expert in anything - even men's underwear. — Greg Dybec

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them. — George W. Bush

I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze.
(Letter to Cynthia Asquith, November 1913) — D.H. Lawrence

Twenty to life, she got, with time off for good behavior. You come around next spring. I'll introduce you. — Alfred Hitchcock

Good God." he said incredulously. "You've got a black belt in purse attack, that's for damn sure. — Linda Howard

Hope is nice. Fucking useless in this situation, but still nice. You have one sentence before you start bleeding. Make it good. — Lauren Stewart

Nick: How? Are you a vampire or something? What made you immortal?
Acheron: Real good DNA. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I mean, what good is a women's lib if we can't use it to ask guys to dances? — Cynthia Hand

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen