Good Humor Quotes
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Good Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery
— Charles Simmons
How did you-"Fool your guards? They're not very good, the forgot to check the ceiling for spiders."Valek grinned. His angular face softened. — Maria V. Snyder
Good. Well. Shit." Locke rubbed his gloved hands together. "I guess that's that. I'm all out of rhetorical flourishes.
— Scott Lynch
CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.
— Jen Campbell
I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart.
— Carmen Electra
As you know, I don't believe in fear, just an invention by men so they get all the money and good jobs ...
— Marian Keyes
Don't threaten me with a good time.
— Michael Anthony
I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end.
— Mitch Hedberg
If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.
— Sandra Byrd
Agres!" she hissed again even louder this time "WHAT!" Tria smiled "Oh good you are alive.
— Charon Lloyd-Roberts
Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.
— Josh Billings
I remember an aunt saying sagely, "The good die young." Not exactly a motivation to behave yourself.
— Connie Willis
I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's only worth staying in bed if you're young and in good company.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Sure." Olivia smirked. "Good ol' New York Public Library. I'm sure it's up to date on the latest Demons that escape through well-guarded Demon Gates.
— Cheyenne McCray
Her hands cupped his face, thumbs caressing his cheekbones. "I love you, Mr. Bennett." "Good thing. Hate to be the only one afflicted. — Ellen O'Connell
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.
— Hattie McDaniel
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
If you let your heart rule you, you'll have a good ruler by which to measure things. This can be called wisdom.
— Art Hochberg
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and Holy Ghost on drums.
— Hunter S. Thompson
HP-UX is a pretty good implementation of BSD, although it's not as featureful as SunOS.
— John R. Levine
I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.
— Janet Evanovich
I used a light hand with my makeup because I wanted to look good without looking like a good time.
— Marta Acosta
I'm seriously laughing
— Guy Harduf
Sam LeClaire was a good-looking son of a bitch.
— Rachel Gibson
That was a pretty good laptop, but Reagan's glad to lose it. Sometimes sacrifices must be made in the search for sweet lulz
— Chuck Wendig
We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.
— Bil Keane
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful.
— Rashida Jones
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
For Stephen, London was less a city that never slept, more a city that got a good nine hours.
— David Nicholls
I think it needs work. Like all your other songs.""Yeah, well, your face will need some work after I give you a good beatin'. — Kami Garcia
I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card.
— Victoria Beckham
In a word, in adversity she was the best of comforters, in good fortune the most troublesome of friends ...
— William Makepeace Thackeray
Don't fret. We'll just have to find something else you're good at besides killing people.
— Clare B. Dunkle
A determination never to do what is wrong, prudence, and good-humor, will go far toward securing to you the estimation of the world.
— Thomas Jefferson
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
— Derek Landy
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel.
— James C. Humes
It's good to be here. I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It's not working out too well.
— Brian Regan
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
— Douglas Coupland
I'm going to make you feel so good," I swore to her, "that you're going to not just scream my name, but forget yours.
— Shay Savage
This is a great mystery. My teeth will be in eternity and are eternally good.
— Tish Harrison Warren
This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Read read good...
— Brian Regan
Why you no good, scruffy looking, nerf herder!
— George Lucas
And I'm leaving you that plant," he lamented. "You are good with plants, aren't you?"Great, I lied. (I could make the Congo wither and die...) — Wilton Barnhardt
I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!
— Mitch Hedberg
She glared at him. "I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird." "Yes," he said doubtfully. "Yes, you are. — Derek Landy
No team is complete without a good technician, and the word for an incomplete team is usually fatality.
— Mira Grant
Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer.
— Michael Houbrick
I tell you, I'm half tempted to break into CIA custody just so I can break Joe Solomon out of CIA custody just so I can break Joe Solomon
— Ally Carter Only The Good Spy Young
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the fellow who can't read a line.
— Mark Twain
Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage.
— David Sedaris
I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.
— Mort Sahl
Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.
— Mary Ann Shaffer
Work with Evangeline Black? I'd rather be slit open from navel to nose." -CORBIN BLUE"Good thing I always carry a knife." -EVIE BLACK — Gena Showalter
Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie.
— James Patterson
I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.
— Dennis Lehane
A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes.
— Pawan Mishra
You'd tell the world what your best friend wore to sleep if you thought it made a good enough story.
— Patricia Briggs
Good grief. They're like the freaking poster family for the NRA.
— Elisabeth Wheatley
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
— Henny Youngman
Good Heaven! That is enough to drive away all my pains; I could mount him with thirty balls in my body. On my soul, handsome stirrups!
— Alexandre Dumas
Aren't the Amish against violence?Yes, but you see, I'm not very good at being Amish ... so remember what I say. — Kelly Long
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.
— George W. Bush
I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze.(Letter to Cynthia Asquith, November 1913) — D.H. Lawrence
Twenty to life, she got, with time off for good behavior. You come around next spring. I'll introduce you.
— Alfred Hitchcock
Good God." he said incredulously. "You've got a black belt in purse attack, that's for damn sure.
— Linda Howard
Hope is nice. Fucking useless in this situation, but still nice. You have one sentence before you start bleeding. Make it good.
— Lauren Stewart
