Golfer Quotes: top 92 famous quotes about Golfer

Golfer Quotes & Sayings

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I'm not a real estate developer. I'm a golfer. I'm a sportsman. — Bob McNair

I didn't get into this to pick up a new hobby. I don't want to just be a golfer. I want to be the best. — Gabrielle Reece

I don't just want to be the best black player or the best Asian player. I want to be the best golfer ever. — Tiger Woods

A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster. — William Glasser

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye

The ideal build for a golfer would be strong hands, big forearms, thin neck, big thighs and a flat chest. He'd look like Popeye. — Gary Player

Jones is the greatest golfer who ever lived and probably ever will live. That's my goal. Bobby Jones. It's the only goal. — Jack Nicklaus

Every golfer has a little monster in him. It's just that type of sport. — Fuzzy Zoeller

I'm probably the only bottom-heavy golfer in the country. — Jack Nicklaus

I have aspirations to try and compete professionally. Any golfer that competes in tournaments would be lying if they said they didn't. — Lucas Black

The mediocre golfer generally is one who is too lazy to play better. — Babe Didrikson Zaharias

I gravitate toward the team thing. I'm not a golfer - I much prefer basketball. — Michael Eisner

I'm an awful golfer. — Matthew Morrison

I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw

To win a major championship - I think, at the end of the day, that's what a golfer's career is based upon. — Adam Derek Scott

If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. — Larry David

My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. — Penn Jillette

No golfer can ever become too good to practice. — May Hezlet

Had I not become a professional golfer, I think I would have pursued some type of career in aviation. — Arnold Palmer

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. — Charles Barkley

I want to try to become the best golfer in the world. — Rory McIlroy

In fantasy land, I wish I could be a pro golfer. I love golf - the most frustratingly brilliant game on the planet. — Mark Hadlow

I'm a golfer - not an athlete. — Lee Westwood

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two. — Richard Armour

A golfer should never make a mental mistake because the ball is just sitting there waiting for you to hit it. — Tiger Woods

Marty Russo was too good a golfer to be a servant of the people. — Dan Jenkins

I love to play tennis. I play a lot in the summer. I'm not a big golfer; I need something a bit more intense. — Carl Hagelin

I think if you're a painter, you paint; if you're a golfer, you golf; if you're a fisherman, you fish; if you're a musician, you play music. — Randy Bachman

The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow. — Dan Jenkins

This is what I love to do. And if pressure is something that comes with playing good golf, that's something a professional golfer has to handle. — Inbee Park

My problem happens to be near-sightedness - inability to see distance. And this is pretty tough on a golfer. — Arnold Palmer

Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor. — Lee Trevino

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. — Tommy Bolt

If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear an alibi. — Fred Beck

As the great golfer Ben Hogan once said, "Golf is a game of luck. And the harder I work, the luckier I get. — Kenneth Bock

I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar. — Bob Barker

I'm a golfer and have had three holes in one. — Stephanie Szostak

Name me one golfer that doesn't get frustrated. — Peter Uihlein

A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening. — P.G. Wodehouse

I found an instructor, Chris O'Connell, who helped me. He turned me into the player I am today - a consistent golfer. — Matt Kuchar

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence. — Steve Aylett

A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad. — Harvey Penick

Consider the value of doing what you love and being paid for it!
This is truly a golfer's dream. — Lorii Myers

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. — Ben Hogan

I don't really remember, but from about the age of five I told anyone who would listen that I was going to be the best golfer in the world. — Rory McIlroy

You must work very hard to become a natural golfer. — Gary Player

It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul. — P.G. Wodehouse

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls — Lee Trevino

I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it cut my scores in half. — Brian Weiss

I'm a terrible golfer. — Jimmy Kimmel

Actually, I am a golfer. That is my real occupation. I never was an actor. Ask anybody, particularly the critics. — Victor Mature

A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt is a match for no one. — Ben Sayers

I am the toughest golfer mentally. — Tiger Woods

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet. — Tommy Bolt

I'm not much of a golfer, I don't have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose. — Bear Bryant

I'm a golfer not a history major. — Bubba Watson

Any golfer worth his salt has to cross the sea and try to win the British Open. — Jack Nicklaus

I think that in itself, if you're a true golfer, you'll see specific things you need to work on. Much cheaper than private lessons. — Tiger Woods

Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough. — Johnny Miller

Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to. — Julius Boros

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white. — Chris Rock

A golfer has to learn to enjoy the process of striving to improve. That process, not the end result, enriches life. — Bob Rotella

Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training. — Yogi Berra

I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint. — Alan Hansen

The sweep of his arms was wide and athletic, more like a quarterback than a middling golfer who had dropped off the tour. — Nichole Bernier

From the time I won the Kansas City Match Play championship at age 14, I never wanted to be anything but a golfer. — Tom Watson

Actually, I'm a very good golfer. — Justin Verlander

While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer! — Chipper Jones

As a golfer, you feel like you're perpetually on the rack [in foursomes]. Mentally, it's very difficult. — Ben Crenshaw

You can always tell the golfer who's winning: he's the one who keeps telling his opponent that it's only a game. — Evan Esar

The average golfer's problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing — Ben Hogan

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer. — James Woods

Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs. — Dan Jenkins

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived. — Ben Hogan

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose. — Pauline Phillips

The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start. — P.G. Wodehouse

No golfer has completed his education until he has played and studied Royal Dornoch. — Herbert Wind

I've always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer. — Dane DeHaan

The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the locker room. — Sammy Cahn

Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him. — Walter Hagen

My goal is to be the No. 1 golfer in the world, and I want to chase Tiger. — Jason Day

Way, way, way back I played a little bit, but I am definitely not a golfer. You know, it just takes too much time anyway during the course of the day. — Robert Duvall

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone. — Henry Beard

At first a golfer excuses a dismal performance by claiming bad lies. With experience, he covers up with better ones. — Lee P. Brown

Professional golfer ... what a life. — Billy Bush

I've always wanted to be a professional golfer and I'm glad that came true. — Karrie Webb

I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush. — Thomas Boswell

The final group, on Sunday at the Masters, is the greatest feeling in the world for a professional golfer. — Phil Mickelson

I'm not a bad golfer, and I'm not the best, either. — Jose Pablo Cantillo

I'm a horrible golfer. — Vince Vaughn

I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer. — Brett Hull

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story — Lee Trevino